#2
I understand that blog.
And what is more, there's been a bloody purple nose and some bloody purple clothes that were messing up the lobby floor. It's just apartment house rules so all you 'partment fools remember : one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
#5
What a ****ty life he must have.
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#6
The **** I smeared under it has even more meaning
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#10
Well Jane Austin was noted for her moral firmness and ridiculing of the stupid, so I suppose there a lot to be philosophical about when studying her.
#11
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the most interesting graffiti i ever saw on a toilet was:

Here I sit, all broken hearted
Tried to ****, yet only farted
Later on I took a chance
Tried to fart and **** my pants


that has to win doesn't it?

I mean not for the guy who wrote it, but for everyone else...
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#13
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This guy sees some random graffiti in a toilet and finds some meaning in it.
I mean bloody hell, what's next, reading philosophical discourse into dogpoo? Thinking 9/11 was more than just a few mad arabs going mental on a plane? Idiot.

http://www.amerika.org/2009/products/i-understand-jane-austen/


Maybe there's more to 9/11 than "just a few mad arabs going mental on a plane".. To me saying that kinda makes you sound like the idiot.. And I don't mean to troll or offend you, but seriously...

He has some different, and interesting opinions though.
#14
In one of the school bathrooms, someone once wrote "Schlugen's a pussy," to which some champion wrote "I commend you on your boldness in crass characterization, good sir." That's the funniest I've seen as of late.
#15
I saw "Peter is the biggest traitor of Eindhoven" carved into a tiolet door today.
#17
cool blog clog, bro

be sure to stand on higher ground when you flush.
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#18
I know how he feels... I once saw "Absence Is The Aphrodisiac Of The Soul" written on a school bench and thought "hey, that's pretty clever". Until someone else explained to me that the locals say "absence" instead of "absinthe"

A fairly prolific graffiti artist I know once had a month-long conversation with a randomer on a piece of wood about Obama...
#19
I heard of a really good one: Someone wrote "I FU-CKED YOUR MUM", and under it someone else wrote "Go home dad, you're drunk."
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#20
Best one I've seen was at the local pub, on the door (to the left) it had in big letters "TOILET TENNIS".

Underneath it had "Look Right".
On the right wall it said "Look Left".
On the door it said "Look Right".
On the right wall it said "Look Left"...

Fun when you're blitzed out of your skull.
#21
who is jane austen?
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who is jane austen?


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