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#6
Quote by apmaman
My penis


beat me to it
Quote by hug a llama
Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


Quote by Burpin'Worm
Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#8
Quote by apmaman
My penis

The first thing I thought would be said WAS indeed the first thing said.
#10
Quote by Myfirstpubes
no, MY penis


Nay! Your phallus is inferior to mine!
| Call me Matt. | | I like music. |
#11
Swiss Army Knife.
Gear:
Ibanez S470 (EMG 81/S/85)
Sigma DMC-15E
Laney VH100R
Laney 4x12 Cab
Ibanez Weeping Demon
M-Audio ProKeys 88
Mbox 3 Pro
KRK RP6 G2's
Plum Team FTW!

X
#12
Quote by NinjaSlayHuman
Rare Candy, since it can be used on any Pokemon.


+1... level!
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#13
Quote by Audioslave95
Nay! Your phallus is inferior to mine!

did your penis destroy deathstar? I think not.
#14
Quote by apmaman
My penis


can YOUR penis do this:

Quote by hug a llama
Dude, if a title read "penis pics, come on in" I think about 93% of UG would still click on it.


Quote by Burpin'Worm
Nonsense. I'm telling you, nothing makes the fairer sex swoon like an extensive knowledge of siege weaponry and medieval battle tactics.
#18
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#20
a girl. she can cook, clean.
you can abuse it rape it etc

pretty versatile to me ^^

jk ...


or not??..
#21
Quote by GuitarHero0715
Pit, I had this thought about 5 seconds ago
wait a little while, it will go away...
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#24
atom-molecule
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#25
Quote by Myfirstpubes
did your penis destroy deathstar? I think not.


It destroyed most/all of the asteriods heading for neptune

| Call me Matt. | | I like music. |
#27
Quote by Audioslave95

It destroyed most of the asteriods heading for Uranus


fixed
#29
thoughts
Quote by soXlittleXtimeX
^
shanchett, you get an E for Effort

Quote by CodChick



ROFLLOBSTER
#31
cannabis/hemp possibly?
My Music Videos

Guitars:
Breedlove Revival Series OM
Crosby Fingerstyle Model
Voyage-Air VAOM-06
Fender Stratocaster (American)
Fender Nashville Deluxe Tele
#32
Quote by 100%guitarmad
A towel has like...
1 use.


you can dry yourself with it.
wipe yourself after you **** if you don't have toilet paper.
strangle someone with it.

that's 3 right there, and theres plenty more.
#33
Quote by 100%guitarmad
A towel has like...
1 use.



What was that?
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#35
A folding metal chair:

use it to sit on,
use it in wrestling matches,
use it as a step ladder to change lightbulbs,
use it for decoration,
use it against bears,
use it as as a wheelchair by smelting wheels on,
etc, etc.
St. Mirren F.C
Champions of Renfrewshire Since 2006
SPL Survivors Since 2006
#36
Carbon.
Quote by lizarday
oh yeah? well larry king the slayer guitarist owns bc rich guitars. (i think)
#37
Quote by toine
a girl. she can cook, clean.
you can abuse it rape it etc

pretty versatile to me ^^

jk ...


or not??..

While this does make you look like a chauvinist douche
#38
then again...a vagina can get you just about anything. So, it can get you a penis, and more.
#39
Quote by WaitWhat?
A folding metal chair:

use it to sit on,
use it in wrestling matches,
use it as a step ladder to change lightbulbs,
use it for decoration,
use it against bears,
use it as as a wheelchair by smelting wheels on,
etc, etc.

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