#1
simple stuff, heres a few examples

this thread probably contains spoilers.

a monster rebuilds a city, then they throw it a party
- Cloverfield


a volcano gives a small man a ring, then spends 3 movies walking home
- Lord of the Tings


the show gradually gets better
- Heroes


it still makes no sense
- Lost


a normal guy who lives his life then dies
- Benjamin Button



A guy goes around being an asshole to everyone to make up for all the good things he has done
- My Name is Earl


a black guy takes parts out of a car
- Pimp my Ride
#4
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Mewtwo and Mew are initially friends but then they start fighting. Then Mewtwo returns to the lab.


damnit, beat me to it
#5
An attempt of a funny thread creates a bored garbageman in soviet russia.

That was probably wrong...
#6
You make me laugh, garbageman. It's a shame you're such a bastard.

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#7
snape teleports dumbledore than everyone has a backwards day at hogwarts.
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#9
a giant gorrilla gets returned to its island territory by a freindly film crew after staring as an attraction in New York
-guesse
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#13
A guy live in bel-air and then goes home to Philadelphia and gets in a fight. (I'm watching it right now)
-Fresh Prince

The shows about everything.
-seinfeld

A 40 year old man tries to regain his virginity.
-40 year old virgin
#14
a girl comes out of a well and a group of startled people fight her, then help her on her way home which is a television in which she goes in a well


-ring
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#16
A giant lizzard puts her eggs back into her womb, rebuilds a city and goes for a swim

-Godzilla

Humans build an AI for robots, then slowly regain control of all the rebelling robots and then turn robots into servants, except for one guy who only liked the rebelling robots

-iRobot
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#17
Rambo uses a bullet vacuum to save hundreds of lives
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I just Google "Elephant penis", and was strangely aroused.



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#18
a crocodile throws a pirate up and he and a flying boy in green dance, then wendy wakes up

-peter pan


can we quit quoting that YLYL picture
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#19
turds go up your butt then you sit on a toilet.

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lulz, best name ever.

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#21
a guy throws a lot of guys and pulls them in with his leg and arm then puts his shirt on and walks a way with his head down.


- every Bruce li movie ever
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#22
Brother and sister find out they are brother and sister, then they make out.
- Star Wars.
DeVillains!
#23
a guy makes a jar appear magically out of his anus by a blood-pool


two girls vomit poop into a cup, then suck it back into their anus.


Darth vader goes to sleep and dreams of his youth in which he is ashamed that he walked out of a lot of fights.


explosions happen then it zooms in on a chick then more explosions then PLOT HOLES then explosions then it zooms on a hot chick.
-Transformers 2
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#24
Big ship rises from the water, drowning people jump on, man erases a drawing of a naked woman.
-Titanic

Man fixes evil machine mainframe, eventually climbs naked up slimey tube to abandon life as a hero and enter a virtual reality in which he is chased by white rabbit tattoos out of dance clubs.
- The Matrix trilogy
#25
zbd sretcarahc teg esrow sa emit seog no


reads left to right but words are backwars
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#26
So this alien gets sucked onto a ship after getting burned by a jet and brings a ton of people back to life and then crawls into some guy's chest so some wierd crab thing can suck the egg out of him so he can drop it back on its home planet.

A man regains his sanity while taking care of a hotel (including a very uplifting scene where he puts a door back together so his wife can have privacy in the bathroom) then all of them drive away and it is implied that he develops a drinking problem.
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#27
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zbd sretcarahc teg esrow sa emit seog no


reads left to right but words are backwars



goku goes ape, then goku again.


SSJ4 transformation(1st time)
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#28
After an unexplained trippy sequence, an astronaut puts a computer back together. Then the computer saves the lives some other astronauts and takes them back to Earth.
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I feel like I should pay you in sexual favors for that truly fapic story.


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Aww thank you sweetie Made my day a little bit brighter.


^that post and others like it made mine a Lot brighter.
#29
Jaws
A shark spits up so many people that eventually they have to open a beach.

Curious case of benjamin button backwards
It's not a curious case at all

There. Now may your sh*t come to life and kiss you in the face.
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#30
A dead bank robber comes back to life and gives back all the money he stole to the banks he robbed.

- Public Enemies
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#31
The people of the first Backwards Things thread complain about the one that isn't made yet, lulz ensue randomly in other threads, then someone finally makes that Backwards Things thread.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#33
a man reattaches his penis with his magic penis attacher axe.

BME pain olympics.
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#34
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Rambo uses a bullet vacuum to save hundreds of lives

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#35
Memento makes sense.
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#36
Bill and Ted take actors back in time, who then become the people we know as Socrates, Joan of Arc, Genghis Khan, etc.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#37
SOMEONE DO TERMINATORS!! SOMEONE DO TERMINATORS!!!!


Please...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#39
Several planes travel backwards from several buildings and the ground to drop off a couple members of Al Qaida at an airport where they return to a flight school in Florida.
-9/11