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#3
Poor thing was starving.
Ego inflating praise here:
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C wut I did thar Fishy?

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#5
It doesn't get more epic that that.

Edit: Is this the guy?

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#6
That guy is officially awesome enough to be in my Zombie Apocalypse Survival Squad.
#7
PICS or didnt happen!
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#8
"The 6-foot, 170-pound Britton said he raised his 18-inch chain saw and met the lion head-on as it pounced"

this man has balls
#9
Meh i could do that
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#10
I was hoping for something metal, like, he chopped the lion in half and ate it, or some more badass way to own a mountain lion
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#12
I feel bad for the starving mountain lion, but for me that doesn't say the man was in the wrong.

An unfortunate situation, for sure, but such is nature. Well minus the chainsaw, that's not very nature-ish.
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#13
He didn't even cut it up... He said it was as effective as hitting it with a hockey stick...


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#17
Quote by itchy guitar
It doesn't get more epic that that.

Edit: Is this the guy?


What have I begun?

and that would have been awesome, like in Gears of War.

"Honey, I got dinner!" while dragging a lion carcass.
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#18
that's nothing, I once killed a deathclaw with a ripper
"If the good die young, we'll fucking live forever"

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#19
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that's nothing, I once killed a deathclaw with a ripper


So? This guy didn't have any stinpaks or body armor.


And you were probably trippin' balls on jet, anyway.


Pussy.
#20
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"The 6-foot, 170-pound Britton said he raised his 18-inch chain saw and met the lion head-on as it pounced"


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#21
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Meh i could do that


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#24
Now that I think about it, this would be even cooler if it had been the mountain lion with the chainsaw.
#25
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The man and his family should have died not the mountain lion!!


The lion dying sucks, but what?
#26
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Now that I think about it, this would be even cooler if it had been the mountain lion with the chainsaw.

what about if it was a chainsaw fight to the death between the man and mountain lion? wait, no! between Rambo and a thundercat!
#28
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what about if it was a chainsaw fight to the death between the man and mountain lion? wait, no! between Rambo and a thundercat!

Which Thundercat?

And would Cheetara be naked and oiled, ready to be claimed by the victor?
#31
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Which Thundercat?

And would Cheetara be naked and oiled, ready to be claimed by the victor?

yes, yes she would
#32
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Now that I think about it, this would be even cooler if it had been the mountain lion with the chainsaw.

Nay, the mountain lion, holding a smaller mountain lion with chainsaws for legs that shoot laz0rz out it's eyes would have been the most br00tal scenario, without going overboard.
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#33
Damn. That guy is ballsy.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#34
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yes, yes she would

I think I'll go 'borrow' her while the other two fight it out.
#35
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Well played.
And that's a pretty badass story.
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#37
I can't wait for some PETA guy to come in here and tell us the man should have died.
#40
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So? This guy didn't have any stinpaks or body armor.


And you were probably trippin' balls on jet, anyway.


Pussy.

all i used was radroach meat
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