#1
So ive been doing online music instruction website/dvds/youtube content etc and want to use some different tools to interest different ages or players. There are zillions of lessons out there so interesting content seems important. I wanted to get your opinions on what you think would be cool or what would suck.

Naked Music Lessons...i hire someone to pose underdressed to hold a guitar over her bits and instruct or at least narrate while the playing happens. No rude bits would show.

lessons for very young kids..music lesson animations, or 'barney' style costume. Also kids tv style presenters (young adults who look like they are on some form of anti depressant medication). This is seperate from the naked music lessons btw!

monkey see monkey do...Ape teaches musical instruments in the style of the cadburys gorilla, mainly drums etc with voice and text overdubs
Last edited by ChromaKey21 at Jul 17, 2009,
#3
I think they are funny
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I think they are funny


Cool. Im open to any other ideas as well btw.
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uh...

Take the pit and EG forum for example,
-Once porn is mentioned in a title.. You get 1300 views in 2 hours..
-If you ask about guitar action it'll get 102 views in 2 hours.

All the attention will be on her "bits" instead of the guitar.



Thats a good username actually. Maybe ill just put a scantily clad woman in the avatar thing like rockongoodpeople do
#10
It's catchy, you should do it. That naked one would surely breed some talented guitarists
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It's catchy, you should do it. That naked one would surely breed some talented guitarists


Yeah its just i would have to probably get a model and then show her some guitar basics so she can finger chords etc (so to speak)
#12
they are all bad ideas.

cool but bad.
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#14
the naked one would be a pain in the butt to find a girl who can play and is willing to teach nude.

the ape one is completely unrealistic.

the one where barney teaches kids to play is the only one i can see happening but again kids dont typically have the patience to learn something.
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the naked one would be a pain in the butt to find a girl who can play and is willing to teach nude.

the ape one is completely unrealistic.

the one where barney teaches kids to play is the only one i can see happening but again kids dont typically have the patience to learn something.


Women would do it for the right money, and the gorilla one is just to get more hits but its perfectly feasable to play drums in a gorilla suit and have text and speech to accompany the video.


..and ive taught a lot of 6-8 year olds and you would be surprised how kids are with learning now. you just have to teach the right way.
#17
You could even combine the ideas. Maybe have naked lessons for young kids...nothing wrong with that right?

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