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#4
Quote by crazy8rgood
I'm sorry, I'm not 10 anymore.



Spongebob is the only show on Nick I can still watch and not get bored. Besides nick at nite that is.
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#5
Quote by crazy8rgood
I'm sorry, I'm not 10 anymore.

You shut your whore mouth.
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#6
Quote by iantheman
You shut your whore mouth.


HELL YEAH!
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#7
Old Spongebob used to be hilarious, people of any age could get a laugh. After about 2005+ the show got really bad. All the jokes seemed forced and it wasn't nearly as funny.
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Steve Chiotakis: OK kiddies: "SpongeBob Squarepants" turns 10 today. Can you believe it? It seems like yesterday we were watching Scooby Doo. And it's not just kids who've made ol' SpongeBob an $8 billion a year merchandising bonanza for Nickelodeon. Rico Gagliano reports.

Rico Gagliano: Robert Gottlieb is a toy analyst. But he says you don't have to be into toys to know there's a lot of Spongebob Squarepants stuff in this world.

Robert Gottlieb: I have actually purchased Spongebob carrots before. Spongebob was on the package. When you get Spongebob carrots, you're really out there.

Out there in childland and adultland. The silly show's appeal goes far beyond kids. Gottlieb says that's because it's got "the wink."

Gottlieb: And that's the ability of the creator to in a sense wink at the adult by having a message that goes over the child's head, but gives the adult pleasure, a little bit of a surprise.

The show's ridiculous situations actually speak to grown-up issues. Like the time the dour squid "Squidward" moved to a gated underwater suburbia, and wound up bored out of his . . . squll.

Squidward: We might as well rename this "Squidward's paradise." Or perhaps, too much paradise.

The result: an army of kids and grown-ups -- among them our nation's president -- who proudly pledge allegiance to team Squarepants. VH-1 just aired a Spongebob documentary featuring testimonials from the likes of LeBron James. And a jewelry line is on the way, with items priced at a very adult $95 to $350 bucks a pop.
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#13
Quote by xaviergray
The newer ones aren't even that bad, I saw a few of them when I was on holiday. They seem way too fast paced now.

The newer episodes certainly feel more plot driven rather than character driven like in the older episodes. It's just like every other lame show out now.
#16
Spongebob sucks dirty dislocated donkey dicks.



Though, I've gained new found respect for the voice actor who plays him, assuming the commercial I saw on comedy central was true. Where he talks about taking a kid from the make a wish foundation. And then soon after he finds out that the kid is faking it, and breaks a bottle over his head.
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Old Spongebob=Teh Secks
New Spongebob=****

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Though, I've gained new found respect for the voice actor who plays him, assuming the commercial I saw on comedy central was true. Where he talks about taking a kid from the make a wish foundation. And then soon after he finds out that the kid is faking it, and breaks a bottle over his head.


Holy crap are you serious?
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#22
Quote by ryan_nadon
Holy crap are you serious?


I'm not sure if he was serious, but I saw a commercial on comedy central a few hours ago with him promoting the anniversary and something going on on nickelodian this weekend. After which he proceeded to tell that story, I'll try to find a link.
#23
To me the older episodes are the best. One of my favorites is where they thought they stole a free balloon.
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#24
Quote by sk8ordie97
all childrens channels have gone downhill
they got rid of all the good cartoons which i still enjoy for that crappy icarly live action bad acting BS


Indeed. Cartoon Network has resorted to reality television to fill their time slots...it depresses me so.

Spongebob is godly, even with the newer episodes feeling mildly more forced than they oughta be.

...However, in the Viking episode when the Bob tries to pick up the axe and can't and the one Viking goes, "HA! Owned." I about pissed my pants.
#26
pre-movie spongebob was awesome, then steven hillenburg left and it's not been so great.
still pretty good though!
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#27
c a m p f i r e s o n g song
I see you're not using the UG black theme



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#28
spongebob is awesome for 4 reasons: patrick, mr. Krabs, Gary and Squidward. they are amongst the most awesome characters ever made.
#31
Am I the only one who remembers the commercials for it before it came out? No one really thought it would get this big.
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#35
I can't believe it's been on for ten years. I feel old.
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#37
I've been watching it for the last 3 hours.


It has been nominated for 6 Emmys but hasn't won. What an outrage!
#38
Quote by JohnnyV
Stupidest cartoon to hit TV

umm have you watched Ren an Stimpy?

and Band Geeks is the funniest episode EVER!!!
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