#1
What is your favourite condom safety quote UG?

Mine is 'Wrap it before you attack it'.
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#2
Hump it and dump it.
Hit it and quit it.
Edit: These don't have to do with condoms, but they're still funny.
Last edited by skaterskagg1 at Jul 18, 2009,
#3
Mine is..

Don't use these, they suck.


QActually, mine's "If you don't got the rubba, there'll be no hubba hubba.
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Last edited by Wells-Zeppelin at Jul 18, 2009,
#5
Quote by skaterskagg1
Hump it and dump it.
Hit it and quit it.



Thats not about condoms..... those are for one night stands
#7
Every post in the Pit...ever...including ones by me, and thousands upon thousands of others....are nothing but millions of condom safety quotes. So I guess....wrap your dick, or your kid might win up in the Pit....just made it up, but it's fitting.
#8
i should have worn a condom?

many bonus points for saying it to your kid

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#12
Don't trust any brand of condom that is named after a people who are famous for sneaking an enemy inside.

Oh, and chicks think it's slick when you sheathe your dick.
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#13
muzzle ur snake, put on a wrapper before u tap her... I made those one up in my head right now lol
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#14
my school has recently put up signs everywhere saying "don't be a fool. wrap your tool!" with pictures of people dancing which i dont know what that even has to do with anything
#15
pull n pray...
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#16
I still love blow jobs, or the 69 for the ladies.. love it bro. Rubbers suck, but mouths do too, Ha HAAA!
#17
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I still love blow jobs, or the 69 for the ladies.. love it bro. Rubbers suck, but mouths do too, Ha HAAA!

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#18
in fine print on the back of every condum in the US. It list side effects on the wrapper.
One reads: Due to condum failure....... HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
#20
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#21
Don't be silly, wrap your willy.
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#24
Ribbed, for her pleasure.
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#26
"Rap it before you tap it"
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#28
my friend's mom's parting words to him when he left with his dad after the divorce were

"Son... wrap your willy."
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#31
this is like a condom ad line in my country

live to tell it (like dont get aids so you can brag about having sex)
#33
Before you shove her, put on a rubber.
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#35
Cover your plucker before you phuck 'er.

From father to son: "Please son, for the love of god....wrap your dick."


Made it up on the spot.