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#1
Yeah...my ex-girlfriend and I last had protected sex back in June, and we haven't seen each other often since then, as we broke up a couple weeks later. Anyway, a few days ago she calls me and tells me that she's pregnant. *Insert bricks being shat here* She'd apparently taken a few pregnancy tests because she'd missed her period, and they'd all come back positive.

Now, she said she was going to the doctor (Wednesday) to see if she could get a good result from them. Yesterday (Thursday) she told me that the doctor had confirmed that she would not be having a child, but that she had been pregnant, only the fetus had died just a few days ago...and she will be having a miscarriage in a day or two. This has been a really stressful/difficult time for both of us..just insane really. I don't know what to do. Has anyone else here had this type of misfortune?
#2
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#3
are you sure she isnt just getting a smushshmortion
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#4
I thought i knocked my ex up back in december. she was just late.

BUT just tonight my buddy tony called me telling me hes going to be a daddy.
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#5
Hardly anyone in the pit has had sex, why even ask?
She's your ex, and no one has to take care of any kids. It could be worse.
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#6
So?

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#7
I can't imagine how that must feel. My heart goes out to you, your ex, and your child.
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#8
At least when she told me she was pregnant, I didn't wuss out like most other guys. I told her I'd stay there for her.
#9
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Hardly anyone in the pit has had sex, why even ask?

hey, i resent that... wait... no, ur right
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#11
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Run Forrest run!

Or is it "Faster Tom, Run!"

Dude, that's just, no.

Sorry to hear that TS. That must be tough, even if you didn't want the kid.
#12
you realize by the fetus dying shes ALREADY had a miscarriage, right?
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#13
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At least when she told me she was pregnant, I didn't wuss out like most other guys. I told her I'd stay there for her.


Good on you man, a lot of guys don't have the guts to take on such a huge responsibility.
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#14
I feel sorry that your girlfriend has to give birth to a dead thing, that can't be a good time.
#15
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you realize by the fetus dying shes ALREADY had a miscarriage, right?

Well yeah, I know that..it just...hasn't come out yet
#16
yeah, this happened to my asshole of a friend. She had a miscarraige - that's it. And yor'e broken up. Don't attempt to befriend her at all; that's the worst thing you can do.
#18
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Well yeah, I know that..it just...hasn't come out yet

youre not expecting some alien looking, peanut sized fetus to come out are you? its going to be a heavy ass menstrual flow.
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yeah, this happened to my asshole of a friend. She had a miscarraige - that's it. And yor'e broken up. Don't attempt to befriend her at all; that's the worst thing you can do.

im not quite sure what youre trying to say...
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#19
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Miscarriages are pretty metal.

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If you are thinking, you are winning.


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#21
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I can't imagine how that must feel. My heart goes out to you, your ex, and your child.


More like ex child lol.
#22
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youre not expecting some alien looking, peanut sized fetus to come out are you? its going to be a heavy ass menstrual flow.

im not quite sure what youre trying to say...

I assumed that...it couldn't have been along far enough to actually have formed into something yet. But still, the fact that it was going to be something is still..ugh..
#23
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More like ex child lol.

Jeeze, what's with the pit and everybody in it being such dicks today, eh?
#24
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I assumed that...it couldn't have been along far enough to actually have formed into something yet. But still, the fact that it was going to be something is still..ugh..

This is why I feel bad after I masturbate.
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#25
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Jeeze, what's with the pit and everybody in it being such dicks today, eh?


I know I know It's terrible! I just had to add some lulz in.
#26
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I assumed that...it couldn't have been along far enough to actually have formed into something yet. But still, the fact that it was going to be something is still..ugh..

yeah, its just going to be like a super-period. what you were thinking of is called a "still birth" and i think it has to die after like, 7 months or something like that. she gives birth to a dead, possibly rotting corpse. its pretty nasty, the doctors wont even let the mother see it when it happens.
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#27
sorry to hear that man, whether or not you wanted the kid, or however you felt about the girl..... just sucks no matter what.... sorry.....

why so many dickheads in this thread?
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#28
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More like ex child lol.

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#31
It's a miscarriage. Just think, you could have a ****ing kid to raise with an Ex. My mom had about seven miscarriages before my younger brother finally made it, that was really hard for her but now I've got my little brother who I love. Sure it's sad but you should be looking on the bright side.
#32
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I know I know It's terrible! I just had to add some lulz in.

The only thing that was terrible about that joke was the delivery.
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#33
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More like ex child lol.


I shouldn't have, but I lol'd
#35
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Yeah...my ex-girlfriend and I last had protected sex back in June, and we haven't seen each other often since then, as we broke up a couple weeks later. Anyway, a few days ago she calls me and tells me that she's pregnant. *Insert bricks being shat here* She'd apparently taken a few pregnancy tests because she'd missed her period, and they'd all come back positive.

Now, she said she was going to the doctor (Wednesday) to see if she could get a good result from them. Yesterday (Thursday) she told me that the doctor had confirmed that she would not be having a child, but that she had been pregnant, only the fetus had died just a few days ago...and she will be having a miscarriage in a day or two. This has been a really stressful/difficult time for both of us..just insane really. I don't know what to do. Has anyone else here had this type of misfortune?

if shes anyhting like my ex shes full of ****
kill her NOW
#36
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ever think she lied to you to make you feel bad? She was never pregnant in the first place perhaps?

I know she didn't. You can't fake cry for almost a week straight.
#37
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why so many dickheads in this thread?

ill bet none of them have been/ever will be laid, so theyre compensating.
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#38
My wife miscarried what would have been our second child. I know it's not the same as "Surprise you're a daddy" but.....
Well ok I'm going back to my beer now.
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#39
I know she didn't. You can't fake cry for almost a week straight.


..You can if you've just broken up and you changed your mind about it, and you're a teenage girl....

Either way, if that's true, that's pretty heavy man.
#40
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ill bet none of them have been/ever will be laid, so theyre compensating.

I noticed that in another thread you were talking about some guy making generalizations, followed by a generalization.

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