drowning myself in bath

Tell me what nation on this earth, was not born of tragedy-Primordial
Drowning in an orgy of beer and women, whilst wrestling bears and shit, like piranhas and stuff.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
Supergluing my hand to my head and decapitating myself so it looks like I ripped my head off

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While getting laid my heart stops suddenly and brain stops functioning.

But that's not really suicide. That's just you having a heart attack and going brain dead while getting laid. Perhaps if you had a condition in which you would suffer a heart attack and go brain dead if you got laid, and you knew about it, but got laid anyways, THAT might be suicide.
Climb on my roof and dive off, ensuring I land head first.

Painless, and I'll feel like I'm flying for like... a second

EDIT: Oh, I'm not meant to give a serious answer?

Eat my own throat with a rusty spoon, then
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I predict this thread to be closed in around 48 minutes..

For me, something quick without me feeling anything.

i agree...with both of those statements
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i'd go gay for hendrix 128 he's fricken hillarious.

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To me, Jonas Brothers sound identical to Dragonforce. So I'm not sure what you've just proved.
I'd choke on my own ballsack.
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A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
I'd attempt to swim to America from Britain, knowing full well i'd never make it. And if I did make it then i'd go to Alabama, find the first person I meet and tell him about equality and that God is a fictional character. There's no way I could possibly survive all of that.
I can't remember where I saw this:
1. Measure out good rope and tie to building so that it ends 2-3m above ground
2. Tie to ankles
3. Tie short length of piano wire around neck and to top of building
4. Superglue hands to ears
5. Jump

That way you end up at street level with your head in your hands- fun for the witnesses.

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Yeah, depends on your religion...
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Fish don't gots no good metal to listens to.
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Somebody scrapes my brains off the nearest wall?
multicolour random messge!

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"The hacienda must be rebuilt"