#4
drowning myself in bath
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#5
Drowning in an orgy of beer and women, whilst wrestling bears and shit, like piranhas and stuff.

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#6
Living.
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#13
Supergluing my hand to my head and decapitating myself so it looks like I ripped my head off
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#16
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While getting laid my heart stops suddenly and brain stops functioning.


But that's not really suicide. That's just you having a heart attack and going brain dead while getting laid. Perhaps if you had a condition in which you would suffer a heart attack and go brain dead if you got laid, and you knew about it, but got laid anyways, THAT might be suicide.
#17
Climb on my roof and dive off, ensuring I land head first.

Painless, and I'll feel like I'm flying for like... a second


EDIT: Oh, I'm not meant to give a serious answer?

Eat my own throat with a rusty spoon, then
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#20
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For me, something quick without me feeling anything.


i agree...with both of those statements
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#22
I'd choke on my own ballsack.
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#23
I'd attempt to swim to America from Britain, knowing full well i'd never make it. And if I did make it then i'd go to Alabama, find the first person I meet and tell him about equality and that God is a fictional character. There's no way I could possibly survive all of that.
#25
I can't remember where I saw this:
1. Measure out good rope and tie to building so that it ends 2-3m above ground
2. Tie to ankles
3. Tie short length of piano wire around neck and to top of building
4. Superglue hands to ears
5. Jump

That way you end up at street level with your head in your hands- fun for the witnesses.

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4.???

Yeah, depends on your religion...
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#26
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4.???


Somebody scrapes my brains off the nearest wall?
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