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#2
i have only read the link name. feels needed
EDIT: having read some of the article, i am now giggling. manicly.
DONT RISK IT, BUY A BASS AMP
Last edited by moody git at Jul 18, 2009,
#6
W... T...f...???
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#7

who the hell thinks that?
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#8
^I thought it once, but my ex had serious issues so I had a good reason

EDIT: I'm just referring to the "immediate removal" part of it
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This from a country who're trying to make up for being late for the last two world wars by being really early for the next one?


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i think this is my favorite post of the day

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You ****ing pwn.

Awesome, dude, just awesome.
#10
I'm often afraid my penis is jumping up inside me.

However I'm usually OK with my breasts disappearing.

Edit: ^^^ Asian people's penises shrinking... Sounds like a cheetah driving a Ferrari.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#11
Omg...
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Proud member of the LGBTQQ group.
#13
Quote by codynw42
oh my god...wow i wonder why penis panic is popular in Asia and stuff

I can imagine it as a Japanese game show.

"Welcome tooo, Peeenuuusss Panic!"
#14
"Correspondents say that mobs have attacked individuals accused of using magic to steal men's penises."
#16
Quote by IzRG350
"Correspondents say that mobs have attacked individuals accused of using magic to steal men's penises."

sigged!
#17
Quote by IzRG350
"Correspondents say that mobs have attacked individuals accused of using magic to steal men's penises."


:L how would they know who stole peoples penis' and why would yu .... incase your own is 2 small :L
#19
Quote by IzRG350
"Correspondents say that mobs have attacked individuals accused of using magic to steal men's penises."


they need to add that kind of magic into FF.

I CAST PENAGA!!!
#21
Quote by CoreysMonster
oh no, I have grown breasts!!! there is voodoo about!

"oh no, I have grown breasts!!!"?

Pfft... Homo.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#22
PENIS PANIC


Needless to say, I lol'd
❝Don't be afraid of death, but of an inadequate life❞
Bertolt Bretcht


#23
Quote by TheBurningFish
"oh no, I have grown breasts!!!"?

Pfft... Homo.

the fuck?

you wanna compare chest sizes?

*feels confident that he has the largest male chest size of UG*
#24
Quote by CoreysMonster
the fuck?

you wanna compare chest sizes?

*feels confident that he has the largest male chest size of UG*

If I had glorious, feminine, buzungas I wouldn't complain about them.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#25
Quote by TheBurningFish
If I had glorious, feminine, buzungas I wouldn't complain about them.

so you dont wanna compare man-boob size?
scared that my muscle-plates of awesome will dwarf your wanna-be adonis physique?
#27
*reads article*


stupid asians
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lulz, best name ever.

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TS, your username is really difficult to type, so I'm just going to refer to you as Craig from now on. Okay? Okay.
#30
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sounds like a Pokemon move

+10000000000000
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You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

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XD not bad

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You're my hero.

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I must say, i love it!
#35
*cba to click link*

# oh yeah, that's hi-larious..
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"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#39
Taken from BBC Article "Benin alert over 'penis theft' panic"
Quote by BBC
The authorities in Benin have ordered security forces to curb violence in the commercial capital, Cotonou, following the deaths of five people by vigilantes

There have been reports of at least 10 such attacks since Saturday.

Four of those who died were burned, another man was hacked to death.

Correspondents say that mobs have attacked indivduals accused of using magic to steal men's penises.

The belief that men's private parts can mysteriously disappear through a handshake or an incantation is commonplace in Benin where superstition and illiteracy are rife.
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