Poll: Hair stuff.
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Straightening is gay.
29 15%
Straightening is not gay.
58 31%
Gelling your hair is gay. so is straightening.
25 13%
Neither is gay.
78 41%
Voters: 190.
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#1
Is straightening ones hair gay?

I'm having an argument with a guy who thinks it is, but yeah I think its acceptable, it only takes five minutes, and I look so unpresentable if i dont do it.

But yeah, its stupid I think, hes just an idiot, and fills his hair wit gel and claims its different

Pit what's your opinion of hair straightening?
#2
how can straight hair effect sexuality?
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#3
I dont see anything wrong with it. I say go for it.
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#5
Oh yeah. Touching your hair in any way after you shower immediately makes you sexually attracted to men.
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#8
i have naturally straight hair, and people have asked me if i straighten it, but no one has ever said it was gay. my friend straightens his. it might not be "manly," but i wouldn't say gay
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#9
Its not gay, unless you wont go out with out it straightened etc.
Worry about it getting frizzy etc.
#10
extremely
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#12
Well, it depends. Do you straighten your hair then have sex with men? If so, then yes. You're probably gay.

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#13
No, the way you where your hair does not affect your sexual orientation. Here's all you need: Are you sexually attracted to people of the same gender? If yes, then you are gay... That is the only test.
#15
If a guy gives a shit at all about his appearance he's obviously gay.

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#16
So, if I have 'straight' hair, I'm 'gay'?


What the hell.

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#17
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how can straight hair effect sexuality?


*Affect.


And yeah, it's kind of gay.
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#18
my hair is naturally straight and I am not gay. Thus the act of straightening your hair is not gay.
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#19
Once I have my old long hair back, I'm gonna straighten it, dye it blonde, and become a Norwegian Black Metal guitarist.
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#21
Some guys just like straight hair...
There's nothing wrong with gel or straightening...
Or at least...not where I come from...
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#23
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#25
Liking men makes you gay. But making yourself look nice just makes you aware...nothing wrong with it.


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#26
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my hair is naturally straight and I am not gay. Thus the act of straightening your hair is not gay.

under your nick it says 'i like strawberries'
are men who like strawberries gay?
#27
Dont worry about it! Do what you want dont care what others think.
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#28
Let's put it this way. If you straighten your hair in an attempt to attract people of the opposite sex you're not gay. If you're straightening it to attract the same sex then yes you are gay.
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#29
I have people at school ask me if I BRUSH my hair and accuse me of being gay.

At that time, i didn't straighten it, but now I do lightly, just to make it look miles better.
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#31
I would probably think my roommate is a butt pirate if I found a hair straightener that was his in the bathroom. Samething if I found a curler..
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#32
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under your nick it says 'i like strawberries'
are men who like strawberries gay?


No, they are not.
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#34
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I have people at school ask me if I BRUSH my hair and accuse me of being gay.

At that time, i didn't straighten it, but now I do lightly, just to make it look miles better.

What do you mean by lightly?
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#35
I cant stand curly hair. If I had curly hair I would straighten it.
It is not gay to straighten your hair.
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#37
If it's really long hair - No.

If it's short hair or just past ears - Yes
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#39
No. Particularly not if it gets you sex (with women, obviously)
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