#1
Well, technically she isn't a hooker. However, she wants "fun times without commitment" and to "not be contacted unless you are kinky enough to handle [her]."

Shall I mess with her? I'm detecting an opportunity for lulz.
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

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#6
Quote by MercyfulFate505
What makes you think you need to ask the Pit this?

You already know what we're going to say.

+1
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#7
Quote by Time Bomb
Cyber**** her.


Well for one, I find cybering to be really ****ing stupid.
And another, I have a girlfriend, whom I can physically ****.

I do want to mess with her however. It could be lulz-enducing.
Quote by Mudmen190
If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


Quote by musiclover2399
MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


Quote by Oroborous
This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

My Last.FM
#8
It bets it's one of those cyber bot things that gives you viruses
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I think you need to stop caring what people think about it. I stayed home all day today and masturbated like 5 times. Fucking blast.

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#10
Quote by ScottB.
It bets it's one of those cyber bot things that gives you viruses

+1
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