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#1
Ok, so today in the simple grocery store where I work.

I was working on something in one of the isle's when I looked to the check stands to see a bunch of pirates line up to pay for their food.

I am not even joking, they were full on pirates.

Ok seriously, what is going on. First the squids on the beach and now pirates. Can this get any worse.

What does the pit think of this.
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#2
pirate costumes?
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#3
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pirate costumes?


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#4
That's discrimination. Not everyone from Somalia is a pirate.
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#5
ARRRRR!!

Usually I hunt the savages, they keep attacking my merchant vessels laden with tea from the colonies, but even they need supplies I guess.


Arrrr...
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#6
How much Rum did they buy?
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#9
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How much Rum did they buy?


I didn't see what they were buying. I was at the other end of the isle. All I saw was them walk up to the registers.
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#12
Did they try to Seas the store and take all of it's goods?
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#13
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Ok, so today in the simple grocery store where I work.

I was working on something in one of the isle's when I looked to the check stands to see a bunch of pirates line up to pay for their food.

I kinda lol'ed
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#16
As I said in another thread, something is wrong with the sea lately.
#17
Sorry,
I sent my friends down to the store to get more rum.
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#18
Technically, should they have even paid? I mean, being a pirate, shouldn't they have stolen it? Then proceeded to rape wenches, and pillage the store further?
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#20
and jus when did yu sober up?
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#21
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Should have said Parlay.

Damn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of parlay!

or something to that effect
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#23
You should have asked them if they arrrrrrrr going to the pub.
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#24
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Damn to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of parlay!

or something to that effect


That'd be the French.

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Well thank you

I'm glad someone got it, at least.
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What's next? Ninjas at Walmart?


Sounds like my friday night.
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#29
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What's next? Ninjas at Walmart?

"Sweet, sale on Double Stuff Oreos!"

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#30
Did they get there by carrrrrrrr?
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Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#31
What you failed to see, however, was the ninja following not 5 feet behind them, waiting to ambush them as they left said store

lol
#33
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That'd be the French.


Well thank you

I'm glad someone got it, at least.

Hey! I got it too! A vast - Avast... Anyway ninjas are cooler.
#34
One time a medieval reenactor guy came into the grocery store where I work. Kilt...hairy legs...tasseled socks...what is seen cannot be unseen...
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#35
I think it's spelt aisle.
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#36
On a related note, at my local movie theater, there was once a group of ninjas standing outside. We jumped out of the car and threw eggs at them. 2 weeks later they found us on myspace and sent us death threats. Cool story, huh bro.
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#37
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Hey! I got it too! A vast - Avast... Anyway ninjas are cooler.

Obviously they were ninjas, only they were dressed as pirates to stay hidden.

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#38
What... Like skinny Black men with AK's?
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#39
if they were any ninjas around I didn't see them. If I did, I wouldn't be here now discussing this with you
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#40
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What's next? Ninjas at Walmart?


Most people buy their "sweet ninja gear" at Wal-mart (as in, Ninja costume in the Halloween section and a Naruto headband)
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