#1
I thought about writing a song with your help...

Think some verses, chorus, and then I'll post a full song in my profile's blog. You can talk about anything you want, from girls to flying-purple-hippos. lol .
And if you want write the riffs and guitar solo...

Then, let's begin...
#2
Verse 1:
Fap fap fap, Fappity
fap fap
fap fap fap,
fap
paf.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#3
Girl, you really got me now!
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#4
I fucked her in the ass, and came in her hair...
WHOA HO! LIVIN ON A PRAYER!
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#6
You ain't jackin none of my ****.
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#8
Chorus:
FaaAAaaAaAAAppP!
FaAAaaAAaaAaAPP!
I CUM
BlLooOOooOOoodD1!~
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#9
I wrote a pretty bitchin' song about Frodo Baggins being addicted to several hard drugs. The only thing I can remember is repeatedly saying that he was a meth addict for the chorus...

I agree with all the above suggestions.. It really embodies the spirit of this wonderfull place in which we are trapped
#11
Quote by heavenbesideyou
I fucked her in the ass, and came in her hair...
WHOA HO! LIVIN ON A PRAYER!


WHOA HO! I HAVE ALZHEIMERS!

WHOA HO! I HAVE ALZHEIMERS!WHOA HO! I HAVE ALZHEIMERS!WHOA HO! I HAVE ALZHEIMERS!WHOA HO! I HAVE ALZHEIMERS!WHOA HO! I HAVE ALZHEIMERS!WHOA HO! I HAVE ALZHEIMERS!
#12
I got an idea for a main riff:

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Notice how I have not quoted anyone, you could be the first! Make me lol!


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I unfortunately witnessed The Night of The Pear II
#13
There's colors in the street
Red white and blue
people shufflin' their feet
people sleepin' in their shoes
#14
Quote by The Pickle Man
There's colors in the street
Red white and blue
people shufflin' their feet
people sleepin' in their shoes

I don't think you understood it. It's supposed to be about weird ass ****. No serious.


Actually, I'm jkin.
#15
"Sir you have alzheimers and cancer.."
"Phew, at least I don't have alzheimers!"
#16
Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night
Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems
Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright

*fap* *fap* *fap*
#17
Quote by sneyob
Chorus:
FaaAAaaAaAAAppP!
FaAAaaAAaaAaAPP!
I CUM
BlLooOOooOOoodD1!~

Verse :
Fap, Fapfapfap!
Fap Fafafafafap!
fap! Fap! FAP! UBERFAP!
I CUM BLOOOOooOoOOOOo0oo0o0oO0oooOooO0OoooO00oOD!
Sorryz for me bad engrish.

Quote by OnlyIbanez12
I just cut myself shaving my pubes...
#18
its not ok fap all the time
this song it doesnt rhyme


...wait.
I am Jesus...Lord of Chinese Food!
#19
Now we need a title.
I suggest those :

Fap & Destroy
Bron_Yr_Fap
Purple Fap
Fap like teens spirit
Fap in black
I cum blood
Sorryz for me bad engrish.

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I just cut myself shaving my pubes...
#20
Title: Fap
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#21
Fap on the Water
Stairway to Orgasm
Hit Me With Your Best Cumshot

I would normally have a lot more but I'm too tired.
#22
Tha fap It's OK, but put some lyrics too...
I liked 'Fap & Destroy' as title...
#23
lol The Pit + suggestions for anything = The Fapping Song by The Faps... Fap Corporation All Rights Reserved 2009 ©
Forever feels retarded in MT forum

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#24
Since this song is base on the fap concept, i believe it should be instrumental . . . I think you know what i mean

* fap fap fap *
Sorryz for me bad engrish.

Quote by OnlyIbanez12
I just cut myself shaving my pubes...
Last edited by Geezus at Jul 27, 2009,
#25
Quote by Geezus
Since this song is base on the fap concept, i believe it should be instrumental . . . I you know what i mean

* fap fap fap *


Yes, everyone with a computer microphone, get your pen0r as close to it and push record and fap away and we will have our opening riff, verse progression, chorus progression, bridge, and solo
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#26
Am G
puny dick...slit-throat captain
Bm C
leaking bile inside the lungs
F D
acid tears....urination of the gods
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.(take it on from here guys...)
#27
I'M KILROY!
...
KILROY!
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KILROY!
...
KILROY!
...
*the end*
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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