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Well I need help telling him this.
I treat him like sh*t. I b*tch at him everytime. I never liked Him and he always tryed spending time with me but I ignored him. I never treated him like a son. He thinks I hate him.

So how do I tell him?
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#5
I hate these opposite response threads.
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#7
Totally worth the warning.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#13
I don't get it.
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#15
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meh, not as good as the dead dog/cat/whateveritwas dual threads


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#16
You don't. My father did this t me and when that happens it makes life pretty ****ty
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#17
omg im laughing so hard
Lets jump in a pool


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#19
Tell him you originally thought he was a dog.
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#21
i just thought of an idea, strike up a conversation, pretend to get mad and then say "you know what you little bastard, i fucked your mom! and I'm gonna go do it again right now!"

he'll get the message.
#23
Don't tell him. if he's got any other things making him depressed at all, this will make him want to commit suicide. imagine being depressed about a girl or something, and then you just think "wow, my parents hate me." The best thing you can do is to TRY to be good to him. The harder you try at something, the more you enjoy it. I used to hate my job, but now I don't mind it, because I try harder at it.
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#26
What is the thread about exactly?
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#27
Put him on another cross but this time burn him. The lifelong horrible disfigurement should say it all.
#28
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Don't tell him. if he's got any other things making him depressed at all, this will make him want to commit suicide. imagine being depressed about a girl or something, and then you just think "wow, my parents hate me." The best thing you can do is to TRY to be good to him. The harder you try at something, the more you enjoy it. I used to hate my job, but now I don't mind it, because I try harder at it.

Thanks for the advice man.

I really have to resist the urge to punch him in the face when he gets home from school though.
He's only 11 and I have thought about "accidentally" running him over with my Cherokee a few times. But after that I thought about the extra costs of living with a disabled child and realised that I would only make me hate him more.
MaKing thE possiBlE...
...totaLlY impossible
#29
Quote by EnyoAdonai
Thanks for the advice man.

I really have to resist the urge to punch him in the face when he gets home from school though.
He's only 11 and I have thought about "accidentally" running him over with my Cherokee a few times. But after that I thought about the extra costs of living with a disabled child and realised that I would only make me hate him more.




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#30
"you should of been a blow job"

i think that'll get the job done.

also at parallel thread
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#31
Quote by EnyoAdonai
Thanks for the advice man.

I really have to resist the urge to punch him in the face when he gets home from school though.
He's only 11 and I have thought about "accidentally" running him over with my Cherokee a few times. But after that I thought about the extra costs of living with a disabled child and realised that I would only make me hate him more.



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#32
Good luck bud...I'll see you in next month's newspaper when he hits you with a sling blade and spends his life eating french fry tators *in Sling Blade accent*
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#33
Can someone please explain??
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#34
****ing Brilliant!



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#35
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Good luck bud...I'll see you in next month's newspaper when he hits you with a sling blade and spends his life eating french fry tators *in Sling Blade accent*

I like the way you talk.

I like the way you talk too.


Mhmm.
#37
First off: This is the funniest parallel thread I've ever read.

Second: I think the other thread was deleted by it's respective TS out of embarrassment... Sad... Would've made this thread A LOT funnier to everyone else that didn't read the original thread that spawned this one...

Third: the original one I think was kind serious, but was mostly just the respective TS's angst kicking in... Either way this made me laugh for a good 5 minutes
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#38
there is only one way to tell your son you hate him.....

take him on a hunting trip and give him a 10 minute head start....

good hunting
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

#39
Quote by EnyoAdonai
Thanks for the advice man.

I really have to resist the urge to punch him in the face when he gets home from school though.
He's only 11 and I have thought about "accidentally" running him over with my Cherokee a few times. But after that I thought about the extra costs of living with a disabled child and realised that I would only make me hate him more.

haha

I lol'd


hard!
#40
Quote by EnyoAdonai
Well I need help telling him this.
I treat him like sh*t. I b*tch at him everytime. I never liked Him and he always tryed spending time with me but I ignored him. I never treated him like a son. He thinks I hate him.

So how do I tell him?


a little lost.....
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