#1
So, I'm not Christian, but I always wondered this.

Animals can't pray or seek redemption for their sins, so is heaven void of animals?

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#3
religious answer: purgatory

real answer: lol
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#4
I guess all animals are supposedly innocent. Even though i see really evil ones all the time.

So maybe....
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#5
Many like to think that animals have souls and go to Heaven. The Bible says that Man is made in God's own image, thus Man can spend eternity in Heaven but nothing is said about animals. My personal belief is that animals don't have souls, thus are sinless but don't go to Heaven either because there's nothing there.

If I'm wrong, then I think that dogs go to heaven but definitely not cats. Cats can be just plain evil sometimes.
#6
religious answer: animals don't have souls
personal answer: i love my doggy so i hope so
scientific answer:

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religious answer: animals don't have souls
personal answer: i love my doggy so i hope so
scientific answer:

take your pic.

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#11
Either animals lack souls or they all go to Heaven because they are incapable of sin.
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#12
animals shouldnt go to either. heaven and hell is a human concept, so its hard to apply it to animals where judging what is right or wrong is impossible for us to decide, as they act purely on instinct and necessities
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Duh.
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#16
you cant go to a place that doesnt exist

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#19
Sheep go to heaven, but goats.... goats go to hell.

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#20
I see animals and human beings as being totally equal, so in my view, if there is a heaven, animals must be included.
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I see animals and human beings as being totally equal, so in my view, if there is a heaven, animals must be included.


This ^^
#25
Only the animals can that assist the aliens with the farming on their home planet. Cows, sheep, dogs, etc, etc.
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I know it's old, but it seems appropriate, and chances are good it would have been posted anyways.

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#34
I don't believe they have souls, either. However, in Revelations, isn't the beast that comes down from the sky several different types of animals all moshed together. And of course there are the four horseman (on horses).

Unless it was just a metaphor, it would imply that they emerged from the depths of hell. Which might mean that that's where animals go, which might mean that they have souls, albeit damned.

...just a stupid observation. I don't believe in hell, either. Unless you count New Jersey.
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I don't believe they have souls, either. However, in Revelations, isn't the beast that comes down from the sky several different types of animals all moshed together. And of course there are the four horseman (on horses).

Unless it was just a metaphor, it would imply that they emerged from the depths of hell. Which might mean that that's where animals go, which might mean that they have souls, albeit damned.

...just a stupid observation. I don't believe in hell, either. Unless you count New Jersey.


Those are generally accepted as metaphors.
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#36
Of course they go to heaven, people in heaven like to eat meat too.
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