#1
I warn you, if you are a fundamentalist feminist, or are in some way closed-minded about cooking or cleaning, I recommend you don't read what I'm about to say, as you will be very offended.

I was having a heated discussion in the bedroom today with a friend of mine, who is one of those Feminists who seems to not let her ideals interfere with having fun, and the rest is history..
#3
I had sex this morning. Therefore, me>you. n00b.

Oh.. I just got the joke. I had sex with aliens.
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#4
wat


there was nothing to read.
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#5
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I had sex this morning. Therefore, me>you. n00b.

Oh.. I just got the joke. I had sex with aliens.


this
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#6
Your mom got me blown tonight.
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

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#9
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lemme direct you...

here

explanation.

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