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#1
...otherwise, babies would come with mute buttons.

Discuss.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#2
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#3
I strongly disagree.
God is a man because if god was a woman, then women would have penises.
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#6
God is a woman.

'Thou shalt not commit adultery'... You KNOW no guy came up with that!
#9
No, because if God was a woman, men would be the ones having the babies. But then they wouldn't have anything to Lord over us with, so IDK.
#12
Quote by herman ri2
If God was a woman then the dishes would be done.

Fuckin' A!
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S A D B O Y S
#14
Of course god is a woman, a dude god would be much more relaxed and not spend his time smiting people.
#16
Quote by Shyne
God is a woman.

'Thou shalt not commit adultery'... You KNOW no guy came up with that!

Best argument yet

Quote by _-Joey-_
God can't be male or female... As God doesn't exist!

(In my beliefs)

Fail


I think God would be a very female hermaphrodite.
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#17
God is a woman because if god was a man then we would have two rib cages, one for our chest and one for our balls
#18
god doesnt exist.
you can argue whether he is a man or a woman, or admit in fact he was never there.
if god was real, he would probably sit back and laugh as we blow each other up, laughing with his xbox controller in hand.
#19
Quote by Ghanja_Fog
god doesnt exist.
you can argue whether he is a man or a woman, or admit in fact he was never there.
if god was real, he would probably sit back and laugh as we blow each other up, laughing with his xbox controller in hand.

The universe exists.

Something caused the universe to exist.

I'm arguing it was a feminine being.

Enough of this "z0mg god doesnt existzzz lawl".
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#20
Quote by TheBurningFish
...otherwise, women would come with mute buttons.
Fixed
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I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.
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#22
Quote by M!TCH
God is a woman because if god was a man then we would have two rib cages, one for our chest and one for our balls

I find this to be the most convincing argument so far.
Rhythm in Jump. Dancing Close to You.

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#23
Quote by Ghanja_Fog
god doesnt exist.
you can argue whether he is a man or a woman, or admit in fact he was never there.
if god was real, he would probably sit back and laugh as we blow each other up, laughing with his xbox controller in hand.



Not true.


God is very real and very female at that. The chick gets mad and smites people if you listen to her (like a women).


Remember people when women get emotional and angry at you just ignore them and pretend they don't exist.
Last edited by herman ri2 at Jul 19, 2009,
#24
Quote by TheBurningFish
The universe exists.

Something caused the universe to exist.

I'm arguing it was a feminine being.

Enough of this "z0mg god doesnt existzzz lawl".

If you're saying God created the universe, then who or what created God?
This arises the never ending cycle of 'something would of had to create that'
#26
If God was a woman, tell me who could we blame, would she make Jesus righteous, or completely insane, If God was a woman, would she kiss and tell, would we wind up in heaven, or would we all burn in hell ...

I think Richie Sambora beat you to it TS.
#27
Quote by _-Joey-_
If you're saying God created the universe, then who or what created God?
This arises the never ending cycle of 'something would of had to create that'

I'm not trying to get into this argument. I don't really give a **** what created the universe or what created that. I'm just saying that what created the universe was a woman.

Stop trying to be a smartass
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#28
Quote by TheBurningFish
I'm not trying to get into this argument. I don't really give a **** what created the universe or what created that. I'm just saying that what created the universe was a woman.

Stop trying to be a smartass

I don't care what created it either, but when trying to be a smartass, that's pretty much all I have so when I have a chance I use it
#29
Quote by Kaasflipje
God is not a human, therefore he is neither woman or man.

/thread

oh so my dog has a penis, yet though he isn't a human he's neither a woman or a man

(I don't have a dog, just clarifies my point)
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#32
Quote by TheBurningFish
The universe exists.

Something caused the universe to exist.

I'm arguing it was a feminine being.

Enough of this "z0mg god doesnt existzzz lawl".


idiot.
god was a fabrication used to control people back in the ancient times.
and it still works to this day somehow, brainwashing people making them think their actions are constantly judged by some supreme being.
BULLSH*T!

if god is real explain why he has all the catholic priests f**k children.
#33
Quote by will123456789
oh so my dog has a penis, yet though he isn't a human he's neither a woman or a man

(I don't have a penis, just clarifies my point)


fixed
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#35
Quote by Ghanja_Fog
idiot.
god was a fabrication used to control people back in the ancient times.
and it still works to this day somehow, brainwashing people making them think their actions are constantly judged by some supreme being.
BULLSH*T!

if god is real explain why he has all the catholic priests f**k children.

GOD ****ING DAMMIT THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

Firstly, I'm an atheist.
Secondly, this thread was created for a joke, because I'm looking after my baby cousin and he won't stop crying.
Thirdly, blow me. You don't get to call me an idiot. Nothing gives you that right. Especially when you are the one trying to be a hostile little asshole, and failing, so just **** off.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#36
Quote by TheBurningFish
The universe exists.

Something caused the universe to exist.

I'm arguing it was a feminine being.

Enough of this "z0mg god doesnt existzzz lawl".


I believe that was called 'the big bang'.

As far as I'm concerned there is no god.

In North America we're so lucky and in third world countries there is so much famine and disease and you want to say that there is an all-loving, all-knowing god? Open your eyes.

Do I believe in god? No. Do I believe in a power greater than myself? Yeah. I believe in the sun. I can see it, I know it's there, it gives warmth and light to the whole planet. That is the closest thing to god there will ever be.
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Junior's usually at least a little terse, but he knows his stuff. I've always read his posts in a grouchy grandfather voice, a grouchy grandfather with a huge stiffy for alternate picking.
Besides that, he's right this time. As usual.
#37
athiests...tsk tsk tsk. You always have to barge into one of these conversations and ruin it for everybody else.

for the record, I'm a spiritist/agnostic
#38
Quote by Ghanja_Fog
idiot.
god was a fabrication used to control people back in the ancient times.
and it still works to this day somehow, brainwashing people making them think their actions are constantly judged by some supreme being.
BULLSH*T!

if god is real explain why he has all the catholic priests f**k children.



you try to be smart and better then everyone else,
but you fail... not all catholic priests f**ck children.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#39
Quote by Junior#1
I believe that was called 'the big bang'.

As far as I'm concerned there is no god.

In North America we're so lucky and in third world countries there is so much famine and disease and you want to say that there is an all-loving, all-knowing god? Open your eyes.

Do I believe in god? No. Do I believe in a power greater than myself? Yeah. I believe in the sun. I can see it, I know it's there, it gives warmth and light to the whole planet. That is the closest thing to god there will ever be.

I'm using all my energy to not slam my head on my keyboard.

Hi! I'm from the real world! Let me tell you about this thing called "humour"!

It's a joke. I'm tyring to keep the joke going, I'm an atheist, but at least I'm not a millitant ass. Go to the religion thread and fap.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
Last edited by TheBurningFish at Jul 19, 2009,
#40
ok this thread was made for the lulz

not for the annoying atheists to hit us with the hammer-o-stupid

on topic: if god was a dude, our balls wouldnt be hanging in the easyest place to get kicked
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Book of shadows 2?
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