#3
He seemed rather animated for a dead guy when I saw him in November, but he is skinny enough...

Tough call.
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#4
Paul is dead, man. Miss him, miss him...
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#5
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#6
I'm loving the 'proof in the lyrics':

"Here I site, halfway to somewhere. Thinking about what's in front of me and what I left behind.
On my own, supposed to be easy."

Explanation: This means that he is halfway between reality and the big sleep cause' he in his coma. In his coma he was "thinking about what was in front of him, and what he left behind."

Wow, that's about as loosely interpreted as the bible is at times.
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#7
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#10
author musta been pretty bored, huh?
WONGA!
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#12
My favorite part was the interview.

Fake Paul Gilbert: Well, since Racer X didn't want to tell anyone directly about it, they wanted to drop hints to everyone to get out all their feelings. That's enough questions for today!

Interviewer: could you comment on your relationship with racer x or mr. big!?

Fake Paul Gilbert: No! Get out of here!

*Interview ends*
#13
@ the funeral pics
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#14
OK, I've read through it all, and I have to say, wut?

Why would they fake him being alive if he died before he reached fame?
Why would they fake him being alive?
Why's everyone smiling at his "funeral"?
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#15
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#16
Track#11: To be with you

"A broken heart can't be that bad
when it's through, it's through"

explanation: This means that Paul Gilberts girlfriends heart was broken because he was in a coma and couldn't date her.




Convincing evidence indeed.
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#17
"It is true, I AM in fact Paul Gilberts double." --Fake Paul Gilbert at press speech

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#18
Wow, the title scared the hell out of me.

EDIT: I love how it says: Paul Gilbert has been, and is still dead.
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#19
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@ the funeral pics



Everyone looks like they're having a good time at Paul's funeral.
All for one and one for all.
#20
the interview is pretty funny...pretty straightforward too lol...
wierd how its a "real" interview and no ones ever heard it..
id be guessing we'd already know if it was admitted 10 years ago..
#21
Aww thats worse than the Paul McCartney being dead site, thats just bad The Funeral Pics are amazing, it looks like no one is in the same building, and is there any proof that they actually are Paul's Family?
#24
Recorded "Proof":
Interviewer:"So you are in fact Paul Gilbert's uncle John."
Obviously the same guy but with an accent:"uh..ya, ya,that's correct,i'm his uncle. ya!"
Interviewer:"I see."
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#25
Paul Gilbert isn't dead, He has merely turned himself into Buckethead.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Paul made this website himsself.
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#26
that is the happiest funeral I have ever seen
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#30
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Anyway, so how old is this website anyway? I'm guessing 2001.


The website says he died before Street Lethal, 10 years later would be 1996 .
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#31
Everyone knows that gods are immortal. Paul Gilbert has more divine power in this abnormally large pinky than anyone in the rest of the world. Paul can't die.
#32
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Paul Gilbert isn't dead, He has merely turned himself into Buckethead.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Paul made this website himsself.


I could see that very easily
#33
this is going in my sig..
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#35
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Paul Gilbert isn't dead, He has merely turned himself into Buckethead.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Paul made this website himsself.

neither would i. seeing as his website is full of photoshop lulz
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#36
in that case

he must be the single most coolest zombie in the world
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#38
This is brilliant
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#40
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Paul Gilbert isn't dead, He has merely turned himself into Buckethead.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Paul made this website himsself.

The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.