DULUTH, Minn. (AP) ―
Duluth police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls.

Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.

Authorities are familiar with the man. A criminal complaint released Thursday says he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball cost between $30 and $60.

The complaint says when he pleaded guilty in that case, he admitted slashing more than 40 other balls at two clinics.

Court documents say the man told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices.

This guy has to be a Pitmonkey, what do you guys and gals think of the poor guys situation?
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"Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices"

as if i needed an 'expert' to tell me that
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2 things
1) How is that a sexual fetish. Is he having sex with the balls after slashing them.
2) WTF!?

sexual intercourse doesn't have to be involved with a fetish, people get turned on by pushing accelerator pedals in a car 0.o (its a true fetish)
I read this and i thought it was about some other kind of balls...
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is posting the pear perma ban? cause i would so post it for this knowing id be back in a few weeks..lol

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