#1
another non-serious, Blink-182esque song. these are really fun to write, you guys should try it.


i wasn't what it was
that you did need
sayin you were happy
would be blasphemy

but on the contrary
didn't go exactly as planned
and now i'm going to go ahead
and say what it is inside my head

you're a *****
yeah, that is what you mean to me
you're a *****
just a slutty catastrophe
you're a *****
i'm not tryin to be mean
but this is what you are
you're a *****

i don't mind if you hate me
for what it is i say
i wouldn't care if you wanted
to see me dead today

cause what the hell did i have
for you to understand
good thing i didn't take my pants off
or i wouldn't have been your man

and that's all because
you're a *****
yeah, that is what you mean to me
you're a *****
just a slutty catastrophe
you're a *****
i'm not tryin to be mean
but this is what you are
you're a *****

i'm not sayin you were nasty
not even a little crappy
on the eyes
and i tried going past that
to see the inner person
but all that was seen
was something that was shivering
and it wasn't your thighs

and to make it perfectly clear
you're a *****
yeah, that is what you mean to me
you're a *****
just a slutty catastrophe
you're a *****
i'm not tryin to be mean
but this is what you are
you're a *****


edit: wait, what the heck? we're not allowed to say *****? oi... w h o r e
#2
Sounds like some girl dumped you cause your penis is too small.
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#3
Quote by funkbass369
Sounds like some girl dumped you cause your penis is too small.



Well said, sir.
#4
It is exactly what you said it was beforehand. Nothing less and nothing more. I would in general say that these cheesy, teen angst filled, funny, pop punk song are what you do halfway decent because both of them have been decent enough for that genre.
#5
Quote by funkbass369
Sounds like some girl dumped you cause your penis is too small.


hahaaa... no.

@Save Your Soul: umm... thanks? i guess?
#7
Quote by Save Your Soul
I meant it well sorry if it sounded a bit harsh it wasn't supposed to.


it's fine. and these songs actually don't really have a personal meaning, it's just fun writing them.
#8
"good thing i didn't take my pants off
or i wouldn't have been your man"

this leads me to think you have a tiny penis. Deny it all you want. I know the truth
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#9
Quote by funkbass369
"good thing i didn't take my pants off
or i wouldn't have been your man"

this leads me to think you have a tiny penis. Deny it all you want. I know the truth


it's called humor... like i said, it's a non-serious song.
#10
Quote by funkbass369
Sounds like some girl dumped you cause your penis is too small.
My advice is not to say that kind of thing again.

Or else that little red button is getting pressed.
#13
lol, i really enjoyed it for what it was. It really did capture the essence of blink pretty well. if you sing it like the verses of what's my age again it sounds fantastic. crit the piece in my sig?
#14
thanks, and i was thinking that background vocals could say "you're a *****" and then lead could sing the other lines in the chorus... and the other stuff... i dunno.
#15
Ha.

Small penis.

Ha. Well said to everyone before me. Gave me a laugh in an otherwise ****ty day.

(I didn't bother to read past the first verse, until I saw the quote of "good thing i didn't take my pants off
or i wouldn't have been your man"

Then i decided the song was worth a second look. Also, i was wrongo on that account.)
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#17
glad it gave you a laugh, since that's what i was hoping it would do.

@MegaShredder: thanks
#18
I like it, very funny.

I'd suggest going with this for your chorus though...

W hore

B itch

Skank

Slut


... Instead of just straight w hore all the way through, this would give it some variety and some life.
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#19
wouldn't having slut in there just kind of repeat itself? and i think w hore has a kind of rhythm to it.