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#1
Thread title says it all. What was your worst mistake?

Mine would be letting a vampire obsessed girl suck my dick, brings a whole new meaning to I cum blood.
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Oh my God, your username.

#3
Letting Noah survive that flood. I should've got rid of all of you.


Wait no, that's silly, I don't make mistakes.
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

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#5
fell in love

seriously. it's ****...
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#6
Once I didn't use the searchbar. Huge mistake. /boring
I've heard it both ways
#7
Discovering the Pit.
As always.
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#8
I dont believe you


@ corey
why are you one warning away from perma?
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#9
Dating a /b/tard. Have scars.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#10
Looking at porn while in a committed relationship...she forgave me, but I feel like **** all the time...
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#11
I regret having a 1 guy, 9 woman orgy. It brings a whole new meaning to "I Cum Blood".
#12
clicking on this thread


Also, I was involved with jumping a kid cause he stole some marijuana from a dealer. Not really, I kind of stood back and watched, but I was with the people who jumped him the whole time.
#13
you
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

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#15
Quote by Meths
Letting Noah survive that flood. I should've got rid of all of you.


Wait no, that's silly, I don't make mistakes.

#16
Quote by UnintendedBliss
Looking at porn while in a committed relationship...she forgave me, but I feel like **** all the time...




That's ridiculous.
Is it still a God Complex if I really am God?

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
Oscar Wilde
#17
How does that give a new meaning to "I cum blood"? If anything it just confirms what it states...

Quote by UnintendedBliss
Looking at porn while in a committed relationship...she forgave me, but I feel like **** all the time...


And wtf? Everyone looks at porn during relationships, set your bitch straight!
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#18
Quote by Toast1337
I dont believe you


@ corey
why are you one warning away from perma?

made the mistake of posting in a thread about kensai's wiki page, carmel warned/banned everyone in the thread. be sure to vote for me in the next user elimination thread!
#19
Letting myself get in the friend zone. I mean, I can get out, but right now I have to hear about my friend getting in trouble with guys doing things I wish I could be doing.
I'm not creative enough for a cool sig.
#20
Quote by Meths


That's ridiculous.






I agree. What you do in your spare time shouldn't have anything to do with your relationship.

If a girl caught me looking at porn while we were dating and she was angry about it I'd tell her to TAKE A HINT.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


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#21
Quote by Meths


That's ridiculous.


Why? You don't think it would hurt a girl you told you love if you went around and looked at other girls.
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#22
Quote by UnintendedBliss
Looking at porn while in a committed relationship...she forgave me, but I feel like **** all the time...


Dude, grow a pair
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My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.
#23
Quote by 67_67
Dude, grow a pair


You guys are all dumb ****s you know. I love this girl. I was addicted to it, and I tried my best, but i couldn't stop, so she went suicidal because she felt like she wasnt good enough, when it wasn't her fault.
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#24
Quote by Dr Spaceman
Letting myself get in the friend zone. I mean, I can get out, but right now I have to hear about my friend getting in trouble with guys doing things I wish I could be doing.


+1
#25
Buying a pack of flavoured condoms. I had the choice of cherry or banana, went for the former. Turns out she was allergic to cherries.
#26
Quote by UnintendedBliss
You guys are all dumb ****s you know. I love this girl. I was addicted to it, and I tried my best, but i couldn't stop, so she went suicidal because she felt like she wasnt good enough, when it wasn't her fault.

...Why would she go suicidal when the message she should have got was to swallow?
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#27
Quote by CoreysMonster
made the mistake of posting in a thread about kensai's wiki page, carmel warned/banned everyone in the thread. be sure to vote for me in the next user elimination thread!


We could always start a petition.
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#28
Quote by UnintendedBliss
Why? You don't think it would hurt a girl you told you love if you went around and looked at other girls.


If it did then I wouldn't be dating her.


That's a shallow way to behave IMO.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#30
Quote by dudetheman
If it did then I wouldn't be dating her.


That's a shallow way to behave IMO.


It's SHALLOW to be offended by the person you love looking at porn? It's NOT shallow to look at porn, wow. Thats just...wow...
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#33
Quote by TheBurningFish
...Why would she go suicidal when the message she should have got was to swallow?


Because she already doesn't think she's good enough. I'm supposed to help her, and I can't even make her feel good. But I love her, it's not her fault I did it, and she thinks it is. You really wouldn't be offended if someone you love told you "Ya know, you're okay and everything, but if I had a chance, I'd go **** someone else, because you just don't cut it?" Thats what she thought I was trying to say.
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#34
Quote by UnintendedBliss
It's SHALLOW to be offended by the person you love looking at porn? It's NOT shallow to look at porn, wow. Thats just...wow...



Expecting someone to completely devote themselves (sexually) to you and only you is a very superficial thing to expect, IMO.


Human beings are sexual animals and are going to find other human beings sexually attractive. If a girl is not mature enough to deal with the fact that I'm going to enjoy seeing tits on the internet then I don't want to date her.

And I never said it wasn't shallow to look at porn.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.


-Jimi Hendrix-

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You know you're in the drug thread when you see pictures of squash and "tuna nigga!" when you click the page.
#35
Quote by UnintendedBliss
Because she already doesn't think she's good enough. I'm supposed to help her, and I can't even make her feel good. But I love her, it's not her fault I did it, and she thinks it is. You really wouldn't be offended if someone you love told you "Ya know, you're okay and everything, but if I had a chance, I'd go **** someone else, because you just don't cut it?" Thats what she thought I was trying to say.

Maybe you should've though of that before you grew a huge addiction to Rocco Siffredi flicks.

On a more serious note, yeah.. That sucks, low selfesteem is never a good thing. =/
I've heard it both ways
#36
Quote by UnintendedBliss
Because she already doesn't think she's good enough. I'm supposed to help her, and I can't even make her feel good. But I love her, it's not her fault I did it, and she thinks it is. You really wouldn't be offended if someone you love told you "Ya know, you're okay and everything, but if I had a chance, I'd go **** someone else, because you just don't cut it?" Thats what she thought I was trying to say.


Watching porn doesn't mean you are going to cheat on your partner. Anyone who thinks like that is a complete idiot.
#37
Quote by UnintendedBliss
Because she already doesn't think she's good enough. I'm supposed to help her, and I can't even make her feel good. But I love her, it's not her fault I did it, and she thinks it is. You really wouldn't be offended if someone you love told you "Ya know, you're okay and everything, but if I had a chance, I'd go **** someone else, because you just don't cut it?" Thats what she thought I was trying to say.

You probably should have added some of this to the liner notes of your first post, so as to avoid some of us laughing at you and questioning whether or not you infact own testicles.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#38
Quote by UnintendedBliss
Because she already doesn't think she's good enough. I'm supposed to help her, and I can't even make her feel good. But I love her, it's not her fault I did it, and she thinks it is. You really wouldn't be offended if someone you love told you "Ya know, you're okay and everything, but if I had a chance, I'd go **** someone else, because you just don't cut it?" Thats what she thought I was trying to say.

Think about if you found your girlfriend/wife looking at porn.
#39
Quote by UnintendedBliss
Because she already doesn't think she's good enough. I'm supposed to help her, and I can't even make her feel good. But I love her, it's not her fault I did it, and she thinks it is. You really wouldn't be offended if someone you love told you "Ya know, you're okay and everything, but if I had a chance, I'd go **** someone else, because you just don't cut it?" Thats what she thought I was trying to say.

you're 16, you're going through teen angst. there's nothing wrong with looking at porn while in a relationship, just like there's nothing wrong with jacking off while in a relationship.
#40
Quote by dudetheman
Expecting someone to completely devote themselves (sexually) to you and only you is a very superficial thing to expect, IMO.


Human beings are sexual animals and are going to find other human beings sexually attractive. If a girl is not mature enough to deal with the fact that I'm going to enjoy seeing tits on the internet then I don't want to date her.

And I never said it wasn't shallow to look at porn.


So, then do you believe marriage is just a sham? You plan to go through, six, seven wives, or just cheat on them? Or you plan not to get married at all.
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