#1
One of my friends was telling me "hey would you fuck your ex ****** for $200.00?" and I said "lol no, who would?" and she gave me like 10 names of guys that had banged my ex for $200.00. I'm not gonna lie Pit, my ex really isn't that good looking, and $200.00 is way too much . Anyways, after having this conversation, I just simply lol'd. Should I feel bad?
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#3
Nope you got it for free.

...

Assuming she did it with you before you broke up.

Also,
I want my $200 back.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

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#5
Quote by heavenbesideyou
One of my friends was telling me "hey would you fuck your ex ****** for $200.00?" and I said "lol no, who would?" and she gave me like 10 names of guys that had banged my ex for $200.00. I'm not gonna lie Pit, my ex really isn't that good looking, and $200.00 is way too much . Anyways, after having this conversation, I just simply lol'd. Should I feel bad?

Hell no, well done for laughing , you clearly don't take your love life too seriously - which many people would.

though.
#6
Quote by sneyob
Nope you got it for free.

...

Assuming she did it with you before you broke up.

Also,
I want my $200 back.

Sorry, you'll have to take that up with her
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#11
I love getting stuff for free like when a hooker dies on me I keep going then finish up and go celebrate with the money I have just saved.
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#13
Quote by NakedInTheRain
You should probably get yourself checked out.

And, you dated a prostitute.

Actually, she turned into a prostitute when she left me so that's her problem.
Probably should get checked out though. Your not the only one that has told me that.
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#14
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Sorry, you'll have to take that up with her


I've got something she can take up.


Well actually I'm short on cash at the minute.
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


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WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#15
Feel good. You should just think of how all of those losers wasted their money on her.
#16
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I've got something she can take up.


Well actually I'm short on cash at the minute.

Tell me about it. I can't even get a discount if I wanted to.

Also, should I provide pics?
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#17
Quote by heavenbesideyou
Tell me about it. I can't even get a discount if I wanted to.

Also, should I provide pics?

Yes
#19
lol. my ex doesn't even charge anymore from what I hear...at least yours is making a living off it ha ha
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#21
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Pics or GTFO.

I wonder where they could be?
edit: I hid them you have 2 minutes to find it
doubleedit: someone found it so I deleted it
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Last edited by heavenbesideyou at Jul 19, 2009,
#22
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^

Pics.


Pics of the dead prostitute or me celebrating?
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#23
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Pics of the dead prostitute or me celebrating?

Yeah, if you want, but I was talking to TS.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#24
What's even more sad is the loser's who paid the two-hundred dollars.

You have the list of name's, do something with it!
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#25
Quote by titsmcgee852
Yeah, if you want, but I was talking to TS.

Sorry, but this place try's to much to be like /b/. I don't want to ruin her life anymore than it already is. I uploaded a pic of us for like 2 minutes and deleted it after someone found it.

edit: ^^ I could do something lulz worthy with that list couldn't I?
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#27
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*pear*


You will be missed.
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#28
^^^

Edit: To The Pear (obviously)
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#31
I come to this thread to read a story about a slutty ex-GF, instead I find the story AND the Pear.

My day is complete.
#32
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WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#34
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too bad the mods are jews.


TS, if you get checked out try to score some painkillers or something before. getting checked = worse day ever. basically they shove a q-tip in your peehole for 10-15 seconds...
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#35





@ the Pear of Doom.


*cowers and waits for the mighty ban-hammer*
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#37
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Short answer: No
Long answer: I am God.

You will be missed. You were one of the good ones.
#38
I bow down to the pear. Of course, it's somewhat relevant in this situation. If you get banned, we'll fight for you.

We meaning everyone but me.
#39
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I come to this thread to read a story about a slutty ex-GF, instead I find the story AND the Pear.

My day is complete.



this, even though i reported him.
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