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#1
OK.. this isnt meant to be an anti-asian thread but i really need some jokes..

I know these FOB assholes who are in my summer school class and all they do is tell black jokes. And not those clean jokes they be saying them nasty jokes using the Nig word. Being part black, I got offended and I seriously wanna kill them. Problem is, I'm greatly out-numbered so I dont wanna start a fight.. yet. I need some terrible FOB jokes that you'd probably burn in hell for saying. Just to make them STFU.




#2
Fob?
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#4
FOB - Fresh off the boat

And thats what I kinda want to do.. just to let them know how it feels to be made fun of like that.




#5
Wait, I thought you wanted Asian jokes?

Seriously, just refer them to the gay Michael Jackson cover they did. Seriously, you can't cover a song that's as good as Beat It. But then add the way the singer tried to dress all MJ....ghey.

EDIT: Oh, Fresh Off the Boat. Gotcha.
Last edited by dudius at Jul 20, 2009,
#6
You could go to Sickipedia.org

and search up asian jokes.
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#7
This isn't really offensive, but it made me laugh.

A boss hires an asian man to work for him. On the first day of work he asks him to go get some supplies. Hours later, the boss cannot find his employee anywhere. Just as he is walking out of the door, the asian man jumps out from behind a desk and shouts "SUPPLIES!!!"
#8
Fresh off the boat? Does that mean they are like immigrants touching America for the first time? Plz elaborate!
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#9
Greatly outnumbered?
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#10
why don't chinese people have phone books?
because there's so many wings and wongs, they're afraid they might wing the wong number.

haaaa.

also this isn't relative to the op's question but i'll throw it in for good measure

what did the leper say to the prostitute?
keep the tip.
#11
Quote by MinterMan22
OK.. this isnt meant to be an anti-asian thread but i really need some jokes..

I know these FOB assholes who are in my summer school class and all they do is tell black jokes. And not those clean jokes they be saying them nasty jokes using the Nig word. Being part black, I got offended and I seriously wanna kill them. Problem is, I'm greatly out-numbered so I dont wanna start a fight.. yet. I need some terrible FOB jokes that you'd probably burn in hell for saying. Just to make them STFU.


They be saying.
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#13
Quote by RobinTrower12
This isn't really offensive, but it made me laugh.

A boss hires an asian man to work for him. On the first day of work he asks him to go get some supplies. Hours later, the boss cannot find his employee anywhere. Just as he is walking out of the door, the asian man jumps out from behind a desk and shouts "SUPPLIES!!!"

HOLY ****.
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#14
Pshh... revenge jokes are for pussies.


Beat the living **** out of them damn Asians!
(I'm part Asian, and i totally understand how assholey they can be.)
#15
Anti Asian FTW
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#17
Quote by fluffpuff999
Pshh... revenge jokes are for pussies.


Beat the living **** out of them damn Asians!
(I'm part Asian, and i totally understand how assholey they can be.)


EVERYONE can be assholes.

Not just asians.
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#18
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EVERYONE can be assholes.

Not just asians.

No, it's just asians.

Silwee asian.
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#20
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Greatly outnumbered?


Yeah theres like 20 of them.. Its Canada. Me and some white guy who always seems baked are the only two non-asians in the class. All my other friends are in the cool class




#21
Reminds me of how older Asians always stare at anyone who isn't Asian. They also fallow me around if I go into their store as if I were going steal something (I'm Hispanic).
#22
Quote by Holy.
No, it's just asians.

Silwee asian.



oh nooo! don't you be startin that ****!

*does pitiful asian impression of a gangster*
#23
Just wear a ninja outfit to school and just be like"Hey guys, wats goin on?"
Balls.
#24
here are some jokes:
How do asians name their children? By throwing silverware down the stairs.
Why are asians such bad drivers? they have no peripheral vision.
#25
LOL. I'm asian and I totally hate FOBS. >_> they way they dress, act, etc makes me sick. They don't even speak english in the U.S when they should get fluent at it so they can live a better life here.

"Hey, I'm gonna take a cruise soon and I'm wondering which part of a boat is less crowded so I won't have a problem, and I would guess you guys(FOBs) would know"
#26
Quote by welch621
here are some jokes:
How do asians name their children? By throwing silverware down the stairs.
Why are asians such bad drivers? they have no peripheral vision.


wat
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#28
Ask them to fix your calculator?
I don't know.
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#29
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Ask them to fix your calculator?
I don't know.


Of course, you don't know anythin, you're not Asian!!!
olololzors taht waz funni3z!


But seriously, I think racist jokes only prove how indecent you are.
#31
Hey I'm with you man. FOB's are fail.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#32
I'm asian. Half Thai, half taiwanese.

All the asian juniors at my school seriously have something wrong with their upbringing. No manners, tactless, common senseless. It boils my blood just thinking about it.
#33
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What happened when the Asian with a boner ran into a wall?


He broke his nose.



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Quote by Chrois
I'm asian. Half Thai, half taiwanese.

All the asian juniors at my school seriously have something wrong with their upbringing. No manners, tactless, common senseless. It boils my blood just thinking about it.


I barely hung out with the asian kids during...

my whole school upbringing.

: /


I'm whitewashed.
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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#37
Quote by Momentosis
I barely hung out with the asian kids during...

my whole school upbringing.

: /


I'm whitewashed.


I'm with you on this. I never really hung out with Asians much. They either love anime, Japanese stuff, etc., which I despise, or they're into the whole ghetto thing, which I also despise.

Not saying that I don't have friends like that, though.
#38
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lmao not bad. i totally got that.

as for Asian jokes. k first of all i have Asian friends and i am not a racist.

now for the jokes.

-you can callem frying pan faces
-twinkies
-you can just start talking to them in a very high pitched asian accent
-you can askem why they're always squinting all the time
-their penises are small
-they for some reason have this sick obsession with trying to BE anime. e.g. having extreme ugly ass DBZ or sailor moon hair. or naruto hair n wut not.
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#39
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Yeah.

Oh, and just because I find amusement in racist jokes don't assume I'm a racist, please.


magnus is a dirty white supremicist

how do you blindfold an asian?

tie a shoelace around ther eyes

iv got nothing against asians its just the 'fobs' that annoy me and put on ther fake accents and **** that i want to hit
#40
What are Asians' favorite place to eat?


The dog pound.


What do you call a couple of Filipino pilots?


A pair of plyers.
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