#1
Good thing my amp has a headphone jack, I need not listen to her inane rambling...

Oh wait, I don't have the right kind of headphones! I need some with a 1/4" jack, mine are the tiny ones D:
#3
That was a great read.
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#4
What a loser.


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#5
Quite a fascinating tale, my brother.
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#7
You should have sex with her. See, then tell your dad she is having an affair with another guy, so he will leave her, and you will have had some sex. win/win
#9
Engage in self-fellatio. Pronto.
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#15
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Can you not just jack the volume on the amp and close your door?

Then your dad won't have to put up with her rambling either
Or she will get disgusted by you playing I Cum Blood so she will leave
#16
Nah, it late. The neighbors don't mind me playing my amp in the day, but past 10, they get annoyed. But its better then the last people that lived there, so its cool.
#18
Then go get one of those pieces where you can plug the smaller jack into the bigger one....Like a little adapter or so...
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#20
Go out where they are and instigate an engaging, rigorous and intriguing conversation about the origins of fapping.
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#21
If i was a teenager i would be pissed if my dad had a girlfriend idk it would just make me into a brat, but now im older i would be like HEY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#22
cool story bro
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#24
XD

Also. I'm with my dad on the weekends so I wouldn't like to go to my mom's house. I like staying out here, its out of town so I don't have to deal with... town-stuff. And cuz my dad is cool, he just has a bad taste in women X_X