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#1
Well fellow pit members, heres a situation.

I have recently been asked by a female for a pic of my wang.
Do I deliver?
#2
Limp pic.

No boner.
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#7
Did she specify what conditions it should be under?

Erect, limp, etc?

Hilariously hidden within some fruit, so she'll have to search for it then midway through the search think '...what point in my life led me here?'
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#8
Wwjd?

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#9
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Why wouldn't you?


Because it was one hell of a random question, I'm still loling from it
And I dont know this girl,she lives in my town, but still...
#11
Give the female your wang in real life. The profit is much greater (that is, if you use a condom)
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#13
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Did she specify what conditions it should be under?

Erect, limp, etc?

Hilariously hidden within some fruit, so she'll have to search for it then midway through the search think '...what point in my life led me here?'

#18
I swear I can't believe people still do this. You know that poor kid who's tricked by someone and has an embarassing picture all over the internet? Yeah, that's you. Don't do it
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#19
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Limp pic.

No boner.


This, and....

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Did she specify what conditions it should be under?

Erect, limp, etc?

Hilariously hidden within some fruit, so she'll have to search for it then midway through the search think '...what point in my life led me here?'


#21
1) Did she send you a pic?

A) Yes-go to question 2
B) No-ask for one. Repeat question #1 until pic is received

2) Do you want more?

A) Yes- go for it
B) No-ignore her, send to friends for lolz
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#26
Give her a pic after a cold shower.
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#27
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I swear I can't believe people still do this. You know that poor kid who's tricked by someone and has an embarassing picture all over the internet? Yeah, that's you. Don't do it

this.


You're one picture away from becoming that guy, TS.

In what crazy scenario would a girl who really likes you want a picture of your dick for romantic purposes? She's going to laugh at it and show it to her friends.
#28
i got this request last month... from a 17 year old (im 23)

i delivered.


now she shows up to every show of mine. and brings her other cute lil 17 year old friends.

it makes you look a whole lot cooler when cute teenaged girls show up to your gigs. do it.


EDIT: do it if youve got something to show.. dont show her a little dinger.

shave up, fap a lil bit.. grab it by the base and snap a photo.
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#29
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get a bunch of guys and force her into a 'where's waldo' type of situation.


****ing this.
Balls.
#30
take a picture of a huge black dick if your white and if your black take a picture of a white dick
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#31
how old is she is probly the most important question. Just dont do it you can get ****ed over on so many levels
#32
See I was thinkin it would be something like that, for size, It's all good, no worries there. But for my dick being put across the interwebz,... I dont know what this girl has planned >.>
#33
I like the fruit idea.

OR!

Draw a detailed charcoal rendering of it and send her that.

OR.....

Put it on a table with a peice of paper on top and scratch a crayon lenghth wise across it like you would with a leaf in second grade.
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#34
Tell her to send you a picture of her tits AND face(So you know it's her..unless she has some photoshop skills). Then again there's no guarantee. If you don't know her, don't really. Chances are she'll tell people you know and her friends and you'll be made fun of. But if no paranoia comes about you, then do it.
#35
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my dick being put across the interwebz,...



dude even if she does..


your D will be famous. and some chick at your school will most def wanna sit on the newest internet meme.

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#36
I sense shenanigans... This will undoubtedly end in your utter humiliation.


...


Send the dick-pic.
#37
Quote by fret-less
I like the fruit idea.

OR!

Draw a detailed charcoal rendering of it and send her that.

OR.....

Put it on a table with a peice of paper on top and scratch a crayon lenghth wise across it like you would with a leaf in second grade.


Lmao or just give her the sketch of the leaf you did in second grade.
#38
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Tell her to send you a picture of her tits AND face(So you know it's her..unless she has some photoshop skills). Then again there's no guarantee. If you don't know her, don't really. Chances are she'll tell people you know and her friends and you'll be made fun of. But if no paranoia comes about you, then do it.


Yeah, I'm thinking of just saying screw it, cause she's not giving me any pics, and like stated before, I don't know her motives. If she is willing then why not just come over?
#39
Quote by Early Cuyler
dude even if she does..


your D will be famous. and some chick at your school will most def wanna sit on the newest internet meme.



I, for some odd reason, seriously doubt that.
#40
If she's close enough to your age, look for a grainy pic of a D on the internet of about your tone of skin that is mammothly huge... I know it's pretty gay looking at pics of D on the internet, but if it was worth tail, would you not do it?

Or send her a pic of a V. Will be hilarious.
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