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As is detailed in my sig i am training to become a priest


A priest at my local parish knows i am a keen guitarist and asked me if i would like to play a few songs to the congregation.


Any suggestions as to what i could play?


Preferably religious themes.


Thats good religion, not like Gorgoroth and stuff
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#5
The God that Failed by Metallica


wait...
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#6
One of my friends played Red Flag by Billy Talent a few years back after I let him borrow the CD.

Twas a great Sunday.

(No vocals though because they weren't religious )
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i am training to become a priest

What are you doing here then?
#13
all mine i know are in Spanish, However i think there are some that are in English as well, i'll double check
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Reign in us by starfield
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i assumed you had just punched the keyboard or something. i had no idea that song actually existed.

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#16
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i prowled here for years


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of course i dissaprove of some things said but i still find them funny. People are free to make there own choices in life and its not my place to pass judgement.


The pit could be an interpretation of heaven by some
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#28
losing my religion wouldnt be a great one to play would it?

or anything by rotting christ

or half my itunes actually.


hmmmmmmm
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i prowled here for years


once in the pit you cant leave


of course i dissaprove of some things said but i still find them funny. People are free to make there own choices in life and its not my place to pass judgement.


The pit could be an interpretation of heaven by some


if there were mosre priests like you I might not hate religion as much. I hate when people push stuff onto me...
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#31
I didn't even know they made priests anymore.
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#33
AUGUST BURNS RED

do it. theyre a christian metalcore band. if you did that i would go to your church every single week
#34
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#35
There is only 1 rule to playing something in church: Diminish the fifth!

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#36
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Sympathy For The Devil


That wasn't really the kind of humor you're going for. See, the funny people are trying to give him a sacrilegous song to play for the lulz. However, Sympathy For The Devil may have a sacrilegous name, the song itself is more about the evils of mankind using the Devil as a metaphor.

Next time, suggest some Deicide.

EDIT:

Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven. Not because of the name, but because it's Led Zeppelin and it's their most famous song. You probably want to play stuff like that (stuff that everyone knows, or at least heard of). I'd stick to songs that everyone (or at least the majority of people) will know.
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#37
Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood

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if there were mosre priests like you I might not hate religion as much. I hate when people push stuff onto me...



good to know


nothing ever works if its pushed on people, well ahem rape, but thats bad :P
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