#1
What sort of things should i teach them?

Pentatonic scales obviously, and CAGED too.

What are essential things to teach a beginner?
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#2
Proper finger technique, "How Not to Be a Dumb*** and (try to) Show-Off", beginning chords, movable shapes, power chords, major scale pattern.

That should keep him busy.
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#3
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Proper finger technique, "How Not to Be a Dumb*** and (try to) Show-Off", beginning chords, movable shapes, power chords, major scale pattern.

That should keep him busy.


She's a girl, so i doubt she'll try to show off.
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#4
Don't concentrate on only the left hand. Its shocking how many beginners can't strum to a beat properly. Especially the girls.
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#5
Start immediatly with learning them to use the right fingers at the right times and positions, then move on to some simple songs to not make them get bored of guitar with too much theory.
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#6
Hmmm, learn her the basic chords, chord changes and rythem...

The major scale, might also be useful to pull into the game early, as everything is kinda based off that.
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