#1
i was wondering if anyone played poker of anykind and would like to share tips and experience with their fellow ug members
#3
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#5
i suck at poker

could be because im constantly off my face on crack

i am right now in fact

#7
play to win
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#8
i played strip poker once and my clothes kept coming off..i dont know how to play poker..i think they were cheating to get me naked..

but it would benice to learn to play!
#9
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EDIT: I play a little, but not enough to learn jack.

that is exactly what I thought when I saw the thread title..

stupid generic pop music, and how much I like it!


OT: I can play it pretty well.. its from nights in year 8 when there used to be a poker channel, and I stayed up and watched them play poker, yes that's right, just watching them play poker..

I can play it pretty well, but I get really competitive..
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#10
The one time I did play, I bet my job and I lost. I did this because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.
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#12
TS, what site do you play at?

Play a Cort ?

Play with V-Picks ?

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The one time I did play, I bet my job and I lost. I did this because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.




I play a lot online (texas hold 'em). I'm pretty decent IRL too, I guess. Whenever I play with people I'm always there at the last two. My bluffing game needs work though. My advice is... swallow your pride. It's never too late to fold.
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#17
i don't know how to play
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#18
Poker? I 'ardly know 'er!

I have a crap ton of tips, but I don't think you would understand. So I suggest playing, and learning what to bet on, learn what other people bet on, learn when and how to check raise, and learn to keep cool when you know you have a good hand.
#19
I play, won some, lost some. But the poker-craze in Holland is waaaaaaaay too big. Suddenly every started playing.


#20
I kinda play to finance my other expenses like going out with friends and stuff..
Pokerstars is my choice for online poker
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#23
They check, you bet
They bet, you raise
They raise, you go all in.

They go all in, have a good night.
#25
For me, the key is confidence. Always show it. Get a good hand? Be confident about it but not overly so. Got a crap hand? Play it out and try and bluff your opponent to submission.

Personally, if i've got a pair or something similar, but on the draw there's another 2 in the suit that i've got, i'll try and go for a flush. If i don't get it, i've got a backup that i can lean back on but use the cards on the table to push on with CONFIDENCE!

Some say that if you show confidence during a poker game you lack character. I beg to differ. Last 5 games i played i cleaned the table. And i don't mean to brag, but i'm charismatic as hell...
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#26
Never play online for money, no joke I've lost to quads 6 times in a week on Absolute Poker. Online poker card generators are designed to increase action so the house gets a bigger rake (amount they take from each pot that's over $0.50 or so which means you're more likely to see and lose to big hands, especially running cards for flushes, straights.
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Some say that if you show confidence during a poker game you lack character. I beg to differ. Last 5 games i played i cleaned the table. And i don't mean to brag, but i'm charismatic as hell...



you sound a bit like me
#28
i love poker. My friends and I play home-games all the time. It's great fun.

can anyone recommend any online poker sites that are good?