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#1
if i cut my hair can i avoid a hair drug test?


i know i should probly ask in drug thread but this seems like an easier way to get an awnser, please have a serious awnser for me

my future may be on the line
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#2
wat


Edit: They will probably just do another form of testing, or use your pubes, fool.
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#4
How about don't do drugs?


Cutting your hair probably won't work. Waxing your head might.
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#6
No, they can get it from the smallest piece of hair if they wanted to. My friend tried, and they were still able to do it. He tested positive by the way.
#7
Sounds like all you'll be saying is, "Would you like fries with that?"
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#8
yea but say i stopped about 2 weeks ago and im going cold turkey and cutting my hair every week and my pubes every day as well
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#9
Well, they'll notice ifyou go bald right before a drug test.
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#10
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How about don't do drugs?


ding -ding WE HAVE A WINNER!

Seriously, this is pretty sad. You did the drugs, deal with it.
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#11
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Well, they'll notice ifyou go bald right before a drug test.
This man is correct.
#13
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Sounds like all you'll be saying is, "Would you like fries with that?"

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#15
i'm not sure about the specifics exactly, but in order to do the test they need a sample of hair that's long enough, and they can't test just a single strand of hair. if you cut your hair you can probably avoid the test, but it will still seem pretty obvious and you probably won't get the job or w/e other reason your being tested for
#16
Wait, what drugs are we talking here?
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#17
Quote by ROCKASAURUS_SEX
im going cold turkey



After being on what? If you say Weed or one of those Prescription painkillers Americans and Jack Osbourne get hooked on then you are the pussiest of pussies.
#18
im saying weed but yea, am i screwed? and its a drug test for police foundations in college lol
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#20
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im saying weed but yea, am i screwed? and its a drug test for police foundations in college lol


There is no facepalm picture on earth capable of expressing the monstrous amount of fail you just created with that post.
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#21
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There is no facepalm picture on earth capable of expressing the monstrous amount of fail you just created with that post.



dude have mercy im scared lol
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#23
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dude have mercy im scared lol


Well, shouldn't be becoming a cop if you're smoking pot.. often anyway.
All I can say is, continue to shave and drink lots of water haha.
You're pretty screwed I believe though.
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#24
Id start drinking tons of Cranberry Juice if I was you. Thats if its weed were talking about.
#25
Went through this exact situation, even down to the 2 weeks clean, they'll blood test you if they want it to be legit. If it's for the piggies, it may just be urine though. Good luck on becoming a piglet cadet!
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#28
Quote by m.f.k.r
Sounds like all you'll be saying is, "Would you like fries with that?"


This man has it right.
#29
Loser.

"Cold Turkey" from Weed, you made it sound like Smack.

And why would you still be getting stoned just before trying to join the police? You are a massive loser.
#30
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ding -ding WE HAVE A WINNER!

Seriously, this is pretty sad. You did the drugs, deal with it.

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Interesting question...
#31
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#32
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Quote of the week. Lmao.

Yeah. You did drugs. You pay the price. Lesson learned. Hopefully.

Yep. OP used a harmless drug just to have some fun, but since said harmless drug is arbitrarily illegal, a positive drug test would mean his chances at school would be destroyed, even though it would have no effect on his performance. Makes sense to me.
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#33
Quote by ROCKASAURUS_SEX
im saying weed but yea, am i screwed? and its a drug test for police foundations in college lol


hmm how odd, i didnt know the collage would do drug tests lol that sucks man, when are they testing you? and when was the last time you did it?
#34
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Yep. OP used a harmless drug just to have some fun, but since said harmless drug is arbitrarily illegal, a positive drug test would mean his chances at school would be destroyed, even though it would have no effect on his performance. Makes sense to me.

Yeah you're right. Breaking the law and law enforcement are completely unrelated. They might even complement each other.
#35
Go look at any lolCat. Now, imagine it freaking out about its own stupidity while adding ''lol'' at the end of its sentences to try to calm itself down from the idea of its impending head implosion of retardation. If you can do that, then you have a great imagination, but you should also realize that you are ****ed.
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#36
Quote by Wayward_Son
Yep. OP used a harmless drug just to have some fun, but since said harmless drug is arbitrarily illegal, a positive drug test would mean his chances at school would be destroyed, even though it would have no effect on his performance. Makes sense to me.

Yes, because being high doesn't make you at all different, does it?
#37
Quote by greggybhoy
Loser.

"Cold Turkey" from Weed, you made it sound like Smack.

And why would you still be getting stoned just before trying to join the police? You are a massive loser.



you sir, are right.



i like this guy, he speaks the truth and knows what he's saying. TS on the other hand is a complete and total retard.
#38
Quote by Alex Vik
Yes, because being high doesn't make you at all different, does it?

He would if he was getting high on the job, but I'm assuming OP wouldn't be that stupid. Most people who drink at parties aren't stupid enough to drink at work, but they aren't demonized for it.
If you could blow up the world with a flick of a switch,
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If you could make everybody poor just so you could be rich,
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#40
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hmm how odd, i didnt know the collage would do drug tests lol that sucks man, when are they testing you? and when was the last time you did it?


I would hazard a guess that you're not even old enough for ''collage''.
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