Poll: girth or length? a topical discussion.
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girth.
79 75%
length.
75 71%
Voters: 105.
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#4
i wouldnt know im not a chick
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#8
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pole's coming.


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#9
I like how you said "pole" instead of "poll."

It really fit the subject matter.

I'm not really sure which I'd prefer though, considering I don't take it up the ass?


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#11
a topical discussion


I'd say girth then...My hair is pretty thick...
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#13
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pfft you know what i'm gettin' at.
pole's coming.
*fixed*

Yes, we're quite sure we know.
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#14
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woah my parents always say this in spanish to a *** lol
#15
I like my dick, I can't reach it with my mouth yet though.

So I guess I don't have enough length.
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#17
I have neither...
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#18
lol i guess there's more men here than women
....apparently just waiting to make homosexual jokes.

cool.
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#19
i have no idea what this poll is about
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#20
I tell my troops to go in deep, but they don't spread out too wide, nawmean?
#22
Quote by ryan_nadon
i have no idea what this poll is about


neither do I.
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#23
Is this what we carry or what we want in our vajayjay's?


Cuz I don't have a vajayjay.
#24
Quote by dudius
Is this what we carry or what we want in our vajayjay's?


Cuz I don't have a vajayjay.


neither do i, Oprah.
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#25
Why has no1 appreciated my pun?
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#26
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neither do i, Oprah.


It's sad that Oprah is the first person I thought of when I said that. Hate the bitch.
#27
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I'd say girth then...My hair is pretty thick...

*appreciates*
#28
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Why has no1 appreciated my pun?
because it's even gayer than this thread leads on...apparently.
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#29
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*appreciates*


Much appreciated my brother. I thought it was funny.
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#30
Quote by crazypothead91
because i can't comprehend it.


fixed
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#32
I enjoy my carrots to be long and thin. I find that they make a more satisfying crunch when eaten raw. However, if I am slicing them for a salad or something similar, a thicker, more rotund carrot would be preferable.


Who else likes carrots?

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#34
Tie!
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#35


Everyone knows long burritos are better than thick ones, because if you cram a small burrito too full, it's either going to break or all fall out behind, or, in the worst case, it's gonna split and you'll have a huge mess on your plate/lap

so yeah, obviously length.
#37
i voted for both just because i'm an ass like that


ha!
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#38
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pole's coming.

I am so childish.

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#39
"a topical discussion" made me lul
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#40
Lol the pole results may be a little different if people only voted for one of the options...but I would like to join your fantasy land =)


Wait, maybe not...=\
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