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#1
My parents just walked in while i had a porn-site up.. /facepalm.

Wasn't wanking, but the fact is, my parents caught me watching some pornography.

How the **** do i get out of this?

I've been threatened to lose my computer
#5
Tell your mom some virus made it pop up on the screen.
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#6
Just say...

"Mom..... Dad. I don't believe in god."

Then they won't think about the porn at all.
#8
Quote by JacobTheMe
Just say...

"Mom..... Dad. I don't believe in god."

Then they won't think about the porn at all.


I'm already an agnostic, they don't seem to care.
#9
Tell them a friend linked it or something. I don't know, it's really not that big of a deal.
I'm the same as I was when I was six years old
And oh my god I feel so damn old
I don't really feel anything
#10
Get back in the house and take your I'm-so-old-I'm-gonna DAMN-DIE-pills!
-Early Cuyler

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R.I.P. Dael Moore
#11
Ask yourself, does this justify and new thread?


I think not.


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#13
Quote by Bitches nBagels
Tell your mom some virus made it pop up on the screen.


do this, it used to happen to me a lot when using internet explorer(older versions), any random pornsite used to come up
#14
ask them if they would rather have you out having sex with random girls and getting STD's.

also add in that fapping is healthy and rids the body of unneeded liquids.

also add in that you are a man and need your daily supply of naked women.
#15
Just be honest. Honesty is the best policy.

"Mom and Dad, I'm a teenage boy and I'm curious about lady parts. Dad, I know you can back me up on this because you were too at one point in time."
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#16
Quote by TheKittenKannon
ask them if they would rather have you out having sex with random girls and getting STD's.

also add in that fapping is healthy and rids the body of unneeded liquids.

also add in that you are a man and need your daily supply of naked women.

This
#17
Quote by TunerAddict
Just be honest. Honesty is the best policy.

"Mom and Dad, I'm a teenage boy and I'm curious about lady parts. Dad, I know you can back me up on this because you were too at one point in time."


I'm pretty sure when he said "lady parts" his mom would either throw up or burst into tears.
Get back in the house and take your I'm-so-old-I'm-gonna DAMN-DIE-pills!
-Early Cuyler

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R.I.P. Dael Moore
#18
Quote by thejoel3
I'm pretty sure when he said "lady parts" his mom would either throw up or burst into tears.


Of course he can paraphrase that. That was just a comedic example.
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#20
Quote by Oroborous
Just tell 'em you wanted to fuck but your sister wasn't home



HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD...
#21
Quote by Oroborous
Just tell 'em you wanted to fuck but your sister wasn't home






You're so bad....But so damn funny
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#22
Quote by Oroborous
Just tell 'em you wanted to fuck but your sister wasn't home


DO THAT! DO THAT! DO THAT!
Get back in the house and take your I'm-so-old-I'm-gonna DAMN-DIE-pills!
-Early Cuyler

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

R.I.P. Dael Moore
#24
Quote by TunerAddict



You're so bad....But so damn funny



what the hell was that? if your gonna do a 3x3 lol square then do it.

NO HALF ASSING!!
#25
Quote by TheKittenKannon
what the hell was that? if your gonna do a 3x3 lol square then do it.

NO HALF ASSING!!



#26
Quote by TheKittenKannon
what the hell was that? if your gonna do a 3x3 lol square then do it.

NO HALF ASSING!!


its a C...a C for comedy
Quote by jrcsgtpeppers

If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#32
"If you don't want me looking at random flange, mum, then you've got to get yours out."

It's win-win. Assuming your mother is hot.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#33
On a more serious note, you can tell them it was part of a movie you were watching and it was the unrated version or something.
#35
Tell your mum to stop flicking her bean and then you'll stop fapping.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#39
If they're that pissed, ask them for a condom and money for a whore.

If they freak out at that, tell them to grow up and make up their mind. You can't have everything you want, you know.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#40
Quote by Weeping_Demon7
Ask yourself, does this justify and new thread?


I think not.


*reported for pointless topics*


You are reporting someone for posting a pointless thread in the pit?
I thought thats what the pit was for...

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Lord Cheswick, you are a comic genius!


Originally Posted by blommen
the move of a true gentleman sir Jacek. short, civilised, and intellectual. hats off to you good sir
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