Poll: Have you?
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Yes
121 69%
No
23 13%
I will after seeing this thread
7 4%
wuts john thomas, precious?
24 14%
Voters: 175.
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#2
who is this guy
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#3
Yes, with the ruler I used for my College exams It was my Dad's ruler, and it was in nautical miles, so it made me feel like a real man.

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youmakemesmile...

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MUFC


My love for you
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Berserker.
#5
^+1

EDIT: to toast
Sincerely,
Shitstirrer
Last edited by macaroni at Jul 21, 2009,
#7
yes. who hasnt?
Quote by kiloisalb
I just took the fattest ****, and boy am I relieved. It felt amazing.


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I agree. I was excited about jumping in to proclaim my love for nice c0ck.
#12
Why so many ambiguous penis threads?
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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I WANT THE TWOOTH!

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Quote by aaciseric
That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#13
Being 6 foot 6, I was curious about the whole height/dong size ratio. So yes.
#16
Quote by Ovenman
Why so many ambiguous penis threads?

+1000000000000000000000000
My Deviantart

Great Minds Think Alike
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You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

About my Lady Gaga/Pokemon parody
Quote by Mike50227
XD not bad

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You're my hero.

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I must say, i love it!
#19
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Yes, with the ruler I used for my College exams It was my Dad's ruler, and it was in nautical miles, so it made me feel like a real man.


There's a ruler to measure nautical miles?

What poor bastard had to measure the sea?
#20
Quote by Chaosinborn
Fail post


this guy looks pretty big
I dont want to measure him

edit: arghh you edited it
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#21
Quote by denfilade
You know what? Maybe we could just go to the length vs. girth thread for the answer

but that just takes away the element of suprise...and the fun
#22
Yes, and folded in half I could hit you with it from here.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#23
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Yes, with the ruler I used for my College exams It was my Dad's ruler, and it was in nautical miles, so it made me feel like a real man.


Not sure if you're being serious or not, but wtf is the point of a ruler in NM?


And in response to the original question, yes. I'm sure everyone has
#27
Well, my dad flies in a plane, so NM is his thing. Anyway, my penis is several nautical miles, what's yours? 6 inches?!

*guffaws*

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#28



THE PRECIOUS
Quote by boomboosh
What the f**k is you problems?
Yes, I made an account to ask this question. Is it really that weird? No. I wanted some feedback from some proper guitar experts who knew what they were talking about. Sorry, I guess I was wrong.
#29
Yeah, but I forgot how long it was, and I can't find the ****in' ruler.
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#31
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Well, my dad flies in a plane, so NM is his thing. Anyway, my penis is several nautical miles, what's yours? 6 inches?!

*guffaws*


I still don't see the point of having a ruler (maximum length of a metre) being measured in something so vast. Meh.
#33
Quote by urbanfox
I still don't see the point of having a ruler (maximum length of a metre) being measured in something so vast. Meh.

You're just jealous of my 18 and a bit nautical mile penis.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#35
yes
"... and on either side of the river was the tree of life, with its twelve kinds of fruit, yielding its fruit each month. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations.
#36
Quote by denfilade
Oh yeah?

Well mines over 9000!!!

Well hot damn, may ask the scale of your ruler good sir?

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#37
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Well hot damn, may ask the scale of your ruler good sir?


picometers...
"... and on either side of the river was the tree of life, with its twelve kinds of fruit, yielding its fruit each month. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations.
#39


Pit.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#40
Quote by jshwak



THE PRECIOUS

Zero-Hartman's penis can fit through that ring.

(This is what you get for not inviting me, James. :mad
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
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