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#1
I was at Dunkin Donuts and I realized that I needed another dollar to pay for my drink, so I went to my car to get money and when I came back, I asked the guy who had been in back of me and was now in front of me if I could go in front of him because I just had to go get money and he looked at me with a pissed off face and told me that I was immature for getting out of line and that he wasn't giving up his spot for some teenage bum who shouldn't have given up his spot, exact words. I'm sure some people here have worse and I love hearing about when adults do things that are amazing in a bad way. I have nothing against authority, but they think they're always right.

btw, I searched. I'm not going past page 6
#3
Er, you leave the queue, you lose your place.

Why should the guy let you back in? YOU forgot your money - it's not his fault.
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#4
A creepy old man started rubbing my back one time at work. My boss was standing right there, so it was all could do to keep from giving him a mouthful of elbow.
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#5
Quote by sykryk
Er, you leave the queue, you lose your place.

Why should the guy let you back in? YOU forgot your money - it's not his fault.


This.

If I left a queue, I wouldn't expect to push back in. Same applies if someone left and wanted to come back.


Trust us - We're British, we know all there is to know about queueing...
#6
When I was 6 or so, I figured that everyone's life was great. Then I went to Disney World and got on this boat ride with a manic depressive conductor. He kept making jokes about how evil Disney is ( I remember,"as they pay us the lowest salary legally allowed by the government") and I was like, "Holy shit!"

I then realized everyone's life is not great.
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#7
As I am an adult, the behavior of teenagers amazes me, because I was not like how they were back then. And I'm only 19 :P
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#8
My dad

He acts like a friggin 12 year old...he repeats stupid words in stupid voices 50000 times a day...I swear if it doesn't stop Im gonna slit his ****ing throat

It doesn't sound like much, but when it's all day EVERY day...saying the same dumb unfunny word 10 times in a row is more annoying than crapping in my hat and not telling me

edit: oh and he's a miserable ****

Every little thing is a problem...some guy in the store today was being silly for his very young kid (looked about 4 or something) and messing about with his trolly (cart) and my dad has to come out with "what a braindead idiot"...I just can't stand him anymore...
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#9
I pulled up to get petrol in a garage, and got out. At the same time a guy in a massive 4x4 came the wrong way into the garage and parked at the pump in front of me. When he realised that the hose wouldn't reach his tank, he said

'Move your fucking car out of my way, or I'll ram it out of my way'

Given that my car didn't cost me much, but would be pretty expensive to replace, I told him that he was welcome to shunt it if he was happy to be caught doing so on camera and having a claim filed against him.

He wasn't.
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#10
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Er, you leave the queue, you lose your place.

Why should the guy let you back in? YOU forgot your money - it's not his fault.

+12

When I'm working, if someone has forgotten any money and they go out to get it, if they cut in front of the queue I tell them to get to the end to wait.

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#11
At Rock am Ring some fat guy behind me kept on grinding into me with his crotch, I let him in front of me and he started grinding my crotch with his ass.
#12
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+12

When I'm working, if someone has forgotten any money and they go out to get it, if they cut in front of the queue I tell them to get to the end to wait.
Holy ****. it's ****ing Dunkin Donuts. What are you 12? It doesn't hurt to be nice to somebody. The guy was a douche bag. It reminded me of kids in elementary school that told a teacher if you cut them. I can't believe you really wouldn't let somebody back in line.
#13
Guitar Center Employees...

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naw but my dad's wife too, she's the biggest c*nt you'd ever meet
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#14
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As I am an adult, the behavior of teenagers amazes me, because I was not like how they were back then. And I'm only 19 :P


I"m 21.. and you took the words right out of my mouth.. I think that's why I like the pit.. it's just one amazement after another..
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I was at Dunkin Donuts and I realized that I needed another dollar to pay for my drink, so I went to my car to get money and when I came back, I asked the guy who had been in back of me and was now in front of me if I could go in front of him because I just had to go get money and he looked at me with a pissed off face and told me that I was immature for getting out of line and that he wasn't giving up his spot for some teenage bum who shouldn't have given up his spot, exact words. I'm sure some people here have worse and I love hearing about when adults do things that are amazing in a bad way. I have nothing against authority, but they think they're always right.

btw, I searched. I'm not going past page 6
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#16
I got punched by a 30+ yr old when I was 14?
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#18
This happened jus a few months ago ao i was 18, i was at my uncle's house doin the homework for my art class where we had to design a comic book cover for the comic of my choice. I chose spiderman and had a drawing of spidey and venom on top of the empire state building, my uncle walks in, sees me drawing it and says "why are yu drawin that chilidish drivel"....but then goes over to the television and turns on a cartoon???????
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Why? If I didn't believe what they were doing was right I would have a problem, but it really doesn't stop me from doing anything I want to do.
#20
One time I cut this redneck off on the road, (it was my fault, I know) so he comes flying up beside me like he's Dale Earnhardt, cuts me off and slams on the brakes.
Then at the next red light, lo and behold, his truck is sitting right next to my car. I can see out of the corner of my eye he's leaning out his window screaming stuff at me, but I made it fun cause I kept looking straight ahead with the most blank, indifferent expression on my face. I know it must have frustrated him cause he totally lost his temper and I gave absolutely no response
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#21
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Er, you leave the queue, you lose your place.

Why should the guy let you back in? YOU forgot your money - it's not his fault.


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#22
I pulled up to get petrol in a garage, and got out. At the same time a guy in a massive 4x4 came the wrong way into the garage and parked at the pump in front of me. When he realised that the hose wouldn't reach his tank, he said

'Move your fucking car out of my way, or I'll ram it out of my way'

Given that my car didn't cost me much, but would be pretty expensive to replace, I told him that he was welcome to shunt it if he was happy to be caught doing so on camera and having a claim filed against him.

He wasn't.

That guy was a knob. A friggen Fuc*nut. Good for u.

TS- U should have just asked the guy if you could quickly go fetch your wallet- it would have been easier. The guy was a doucheba*. I would have let you back in. Where i'm from people are much friendlier and would let you back in.
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#23
While I worked briefly in a filling station I had an elderly couple literally shout at me about how terrible it was that the petrol prices were so high and I should be ashamed of myself for charging them so much and should give them a discount, despite the fact that I told them multiple times to take it up with my boss, I don't set the price I just fill cars with it.
They were actually livid with me and kept telling me that the fact that I didn't own the garage was "no excuse for the horrible prices".
****ing old people.
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#24
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One time I cut this redneck off on the road, (it was my fault, I know) so he comes flying up beside me like he's Dale Earnhardt, cuts me off and slams on the brakes.
Then at the next red light, lo and behold, his truck is sitting right next to my car. I can see out of the corner of my eye he's leaning out his window screaming stuff at me, but I made it fun cause I kept looking straight ahead with the most blank, indifferent expression on my face. I know it must have frustrated him cause he totally lost his temper and I gave absolutely no response

We aren't all like that
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We aren't all like that

i know, rednecks are actually usually more friendly than nonrednecks
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While I worked briefly in a filling station I had an elderly couple literally shout at me about how terrible it was that the petrol prices were so high and I should be ashamed of myself for charging them so much and should give them a discount, despite the fact that I told them multiple times to take it up with my boss, I don't set the price I just fill cars with it.
They were actually livid with me and kept telling me that the fact that I didn't own the garage was "no excuse for the horrible prices".
****ing old people.

I can beat you. I work at one, and somebody decided to use the vacuums out near the carwash to suck out all the fecal matter from underneath the toilets in their RV tank. I cleaned it out on a particularly hot day in July, and was already pissed off that someone had done that. But I emptied it into the trash can next to it. What I didn't notice was that some other people had already filled the trash can with broken beer bottles, so when I was lifting the trash bag over my head into the dumpster, the tears at the bottom of the bag split open and I was literally shit on by a customer.

My God, I should have gone to school..
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#27
I find it annoying when my Music Industry teacher shrugs off metal bands as a joke. And then seems amazed that I was the only one in our class who had listened to "...And Justice For All"

EDIT: Jack off Jill, I'm not sure whether to laugh, fap or admire you as a god.
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I can beat you. I work at one, and somebody decided to use the vacuums out near the carwash to suck out all the fecal matter from underneath the toilets in their RV tank. I cleaned it out on a particularly hot day in July, and was already pissed off that someone had done that. But I emptied it into the trash can next to it. What I didn't notice was that some other people had already filled the trash can with broken beer bottles, so when I was lifting the trash bag over my head into the dumpster, the tears at the bottom of the bag split open and I was literally shit on by a customer.

My God, I should have gone to school..

Haha. I read that and went to click 'I agree, your life sucks'

Too long spent on FML.com
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#29
Quote by Ali-b912
I find it annoying when my Music Industry teacher shrugs off metal bands as a joke. And then seems amazed that I was the only one in our class who had listened to "...And Justice For All"

EDIT: Jack off Jill, I'm not sure whether to laugh, fap or admire you as a god.

Holy **** dude, every adult I know does that except for my step dad. I always say if anything, metal bands probably have the most musical talent of any modern genres, but people always think that they suck. I'm just glad my step dad listens to it when I'm in the car with him and doesn't yell if I play it loud at home.
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As a Wal*mart employee, I see a lot of immature adults: people who honk and shout at pedestrians for being in their way, people calling the door greeters retarded because they had an unbagged item (those have to be checked, guys), and my personal favorite: a guy farted on me as he passed me. Like, right when he passed me, blammo! Fartin' on my dick.

A lady called a fellow cart pusher a stupid asshole, because he nudged her in the butt when we were pushing them up. He said he was sorry.

Fartin' on mah dick...
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#31
Quote by Teh_Asian_Pro
As I am an adult, the behavior of teenagers amazes me, because I was not like how they were back then. And I'm only 19 :P


Absolutely This. Damn kids won't get of my lawn. Although wait, you are a teenager too.
Stop whining and learn your theory!

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Yeah, some black guy with a yankees cap walks into the ice cream parlor, and I said "We dont serve your kind here," as in, yankee fans, i guess he thought something else and left.
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The most amazing think I can think an adult did, was dying for our sins... Ya, everyone worship him.
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Quote by Ali-b912
I find it annoying when my Music Industry teacher shrugs off metal bands as a joke. And then seems amazed that I was the only one in our class who had listened to "...And Justice For All"

EDIT: Jack off Jill, I'm not sure whether to laugh, fap or admire you as a god.

I was mean to every single customer for two weeks in case it was them who did it. My job sucks.

Oh, another one.. I bought a Chucky doll for my god child. The one I faked my death in front of to get him to behave.. And I bought it right before work, so I had it with me. I decided I was going to get out the fake blood that we keep in the back for Halloween decorations, and I was going to spit it in the doll's face and put it on the knife. Well, I put a name tag on the doll, as well as a hat with the company logo, and I left it at the register. Some lady who I've never seen before comes in at about 1 in the morning to buy alcohol, and she gets mad at me because I didn't card her. I didn't card her because she was obviously over 40. When she asked why I didn't card her, I told her. She threw a hissy fit with me and left. Two days later I got a call from my manager telling me I threatened a customer with a Chucky doll. Apparently the lady called the owner of the company, as well as the president of Phillips 66 and insisted that I pulled the doll out and chased her around with it. And she mentioned in the e-mail about how I didn't card her, but that's not why she was offended. Well, the lady not only had her phone number in the e-mail, she also had her address. I was really hoping I'd get fired for it so I could have fun with it..
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#35
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i know, rednecks are actually usually more friendly than nonrednecks

Exactly, the ones that act like dicks are posers that base their attitude off a stereotype and kid rock's latest CD...

By the way, kid rock sucks.
#36
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The most amazing think I can think an adult did, was dying for our sins... Ya, everyone worship him.


But wait, do adult raptors count?
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Yeah, some black guy with a yankees cap walks into the ice cream parlor, and I said "We dont serve your kind here," as in, yankee fans, i guess he thought something else and left.
#37
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As a Wal*mart employee, I see a lot of immature adults: people who honk and shout at pedestrians for being in their way, people calling the door greeters retarded because they had an unbagged item (those have to be checked, guys), and my personal favorite: a guy farted on me as he passed me. Like, right when he passed me, blammo! Fartin' on my dick.

A lady called a fellow cart pusher a stupid asshole, because he nudged her in the butt when we were pushing them up. He said he was sorry.

Fartin' on mah dick...

No Wal-Mart employee has any room to complain until he pushes carts for 8 hours a day with no help, and the stupid cart pusher is broken. In the middle of winter. The most annoying part of that is when people will park where you're supposed to be pushing your carts into the building. The best method to let them know that they're not supposed to park in the no parking zone is just surrounding their car with as many carts as possible.
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#38
Quote by tukk04
Exactly, the ones that act like dicks are posers that base their attitude off a stereotype and kid rock's latest CD...

By the way, kid rock sucks.



haha I bet the guy that was screaming at me in his truck was a Kid Rock fan
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#39
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I"m 21.. and you took the words right out of my mouth.. I think that's why I like the pit.. it's just one amazement after another..



i know what the both of u feel and im only 16. that makes me feel old and grumpy
#40
Quote by transplants182
One time I cut this redneck off on the road, (it was my fault, I know) so he comes flying up beside me like he's Dale Earnhardt, cuts me off and slams on the brakes.
Then at the next red light, lo and behold, his truck is sitting right next to my car. I can see out of the corner of my eye he's leaning out his window screaming stuff at me, but I made it fun cause I kept looking straight ahead with the most blank, indifferent expression on my face. I know it must have frustrated him cause he totally lost his temper and I gave absolutely no response


something kinda similar...in a way, I was driving up a one laned road with a speed limit of 70km/h and was sitting on 70 (P platers (i.e. not fully licensed drivers) lose their license if they break the speed limit) and this wanker behind me was sitting on my tail and flashed me multiple times, so when the road formed into 2 lane he decides to cut in front of me and slow down to about 40km/h....seriously immature and for a guy who looked over 40...I'm 17 and I kinda just shook my head.
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