Poll: True?
Poll Options
View poll results: True?
YES! (For men)
49 69%
NO! (For women)
10 14%
IDK! (For transexuals)
12 17%
Voters: 71.
Page 1 of 2
#1
No, not the awesome song by As I Lay Dying.

This.





DISCLAIMER: I do not endorse nor do I endorse pro-feminish or anti-feminism. This is a joke and nothing, but a joke. Maybe... DONT SUE ME!
You Deserve To Be Shot In The Head

-->
:alpaca: -->


PIRATE METAL
Last edited by J Vendetta at Jul 21, 2009,
#3
I do believe the Sound of Truth would be the Sound of Silence.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#7
Oh my God, excellent.

Contrary to popular belief, early supporters of the movement didn't call themselves feminists, but instead Fighters Against Totally Controlling Housewives, Inhome Carers and Kinder Schuten, (a German phrase in common use at the time meaning child bearers).


Oh Jaysus...
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
Last edited by TheBurningFish at Jul 21, 2009,
#10
Quote by Kumanji
I really don't think that's at all very funny.

I hope you are reading it in the tongue-in-cheek manner in which it has been written rather than taking it as a chauvinist manifesto.


In a joking sense. Not serious.
You Deserve To Be Shot In The Head

-->
:alpaca: -->


PIRATE METAL
#12
Quote by Kumanji
I really should hope so, it seems rather lot of people in the Pit will take it seriously
Nobody is gonna take it 100% seriously, but feminists are really ****ing annoying.
#13
Quote by Sad But False
the sound of music


the Sound of the Universe
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#14
Quote by OnlyIbanez12
Nobody is gonna take it 100% seriously, but feminists are really ****ing annoying.

I happen to be a feminist. How delicious that you should find equality and fairness annoying.
#16
Quote by Kumanji
I happen to be a feminist. How delicious that you should find equality and fairness annoying.


Thats not delicious Cheesecake is.

But I think they're refferring to the over-the-top type of people.
You Deserve To Be Shot In The Head

-->
:alpaca: -->


PIRATE METAL
#17
Quote by Kumanji
I really don't think that's at all very funny.

I hope you are reading it in the tongue-in-cheek manner in which it has been written rather than taking it as a chauvinist manifesto.


You sound just like a woman!


cwatididthar?

I read it in a joking manner.

Quote by Kumanji
I happen to be a feminist. How delicious that you should find equality and fairness annoying.


So you're one of those dudes who is trying to get into a girl's pants? Not gonna work, bro.
Last edited by dudius at Jul 21, 2009,
#19
Quote by dudius
You sound just like a woman!
cwatididthar?

I read it in a joking manner.

So you're one of those dudes who is trying to get into a girl's pants? Not gonna work, bro.

I'm glad I'm not prey to that kind of awful assumption - I'm a feminist because I genuinely believe women to still be subjugated by a chauvinist system of male repression, and things haven't improved much since the great leaps forward made in the 50s and 60s. I'd rather you didn't assume I was some predatory weirdo lying about my views to carry out some ulterior motive.
#20
This is the truth that sounds right to our ears
Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
#23
Quote by Kumanji
I'm glad I'm not prey to that kind of awful assumption - I'm a feminist because I genuinely believe women to still be subjugated by a chauvinist system of male repression, and things haven't improved much since the great leaps forward made in the 50s and 60s. I'd rather you didn't assume I was some predatory weirdo lying about my views to carry out some ulterior motive.


Okay Poindexter, after you're done reading up on the latest audacities against women, perhaps you can learn about "jokes".
#27
Quote by Kumanji


I could go on for some time, you realize


You sounded so serious.
#29
God, that was funny as hell lol
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
#30
Quote by Kumanji
I was, partly. Feminism is an issue close to my heart, but one must always be able to laugh at oneself.

Hm. coming from a socialist too
Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
#31
Quote by you = fail
Hm. coming from a socialist too

A little below the best, dear sir Of course they're interlinked - greater equality without removing individual incentive, frankly lots of women are prevented from doing the best they can by a chauvinist glass ceiling. That's damaging to the population as a whole, nevermind what it must do to women and families.
#32
Quote by Kumanji
A little below the best, dear sir Of course they're interlinked - greater equality without removing individual incentive, frankly lots of women are prevented from doing the best they can by a chauvinist glass ceiling. That's damaging to the population as a whole, nevermind what it must do to women and families.




Your logic defeats me.
You Deserve To Be Shot In The Head

-->
:alpaca: -->


PIRATE METAL
#33
Normally I would say that Encyclopedia Dramatica > Uncyclopedia, but then ED is mega NSFW.
I have a ponytail fetish.
..And a labcoat fetish. SCIENCE!
#35
Quote by Craigo
Article doesn't offend me at all, but anyone who thought that that was a good portrayal of feminism should go sunbath in traffic. Or read a book, one of the two.


I tried sunbathin' in traffic once! I got an awesome tan, except for those tire marks..
You Deserve To Be Shot In The Head

-->
:alpaca: -->


PIRATE METAL
Last edited by J Vendetta at Jul 21, 2009,
#36
The Secret Feminist Societies names are great...

- The Bitches Templar
- The Mysterious Incestuous League of Fems ( or better known as "The M.I.L.F.'s").
- The YWCA (like the YMCA but for lesbians and not queer guys).



EDIT: I was looking at different articles on that sight, and the one on Led Zeppelin is great (and I'm a huge Led Zeppelin fan)

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Led_Zeppelin
"Most people are trying to simplify the world. We're definitely here to complicate it." - Dad
Quote by RocksAwakening5
I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
Last edited by kxy1992 at Jul 21, 2009,
#37
Well I found the feminist swasticka the funniest
Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
#38
This is funny

__.-~~~~-.|___|___|__
_/********\_|___|___|
|*/**\**/**`~~~~~-.__
||****|**0*********@_
||****|***.********|_
\|****|***\*******/__
_\****/**/`~~~~~~`|__
_('--'""`)__|___|___|
Quote by Jesus
LedDaveZeppelin, You are so awesome.
#39
Quote by you = fail
Well I found the feminist swasticka the funniest

Feminazis ftl. They give we reasonable folk a bad name, and of course they give chauvinists an excuse to say "Bah, look at those lesbian bra-burning feminists...".
#40
Quote by Kumanji
Feminazis ftl. They give we reasonable folk a bad name, and of course they give chauvinists an excuse to say "Bah, look at those lesbian bra-burning feminists...".

You wouldnt be trolling this thread and commenting on everything in order to raise your UG pulse would you?
Your mother likes it ruff, Trebeck.
Page 1 of 2