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#1
Title pretty much sums it up. What sort of special things can you do that don't accomplish anything?

For me, I can spin pens and do a Rubix cube. I'm kind of addicted to both.
I'm not creative enough for a cool sig.
#2
I'm pretty good at using the search bar.


I'm sorry, it had to be done.
Quote by kayaress one


Sir, I love you.

#4
I can use the searchbar. (not a searchbar joke, TS. :P )

DirtyEdit:

Quote by Aaron0612
I'm pretty good at using the search bar.
I'm sorry, it had to be done.


I also remember some kind of hidden talent...



...I think it was called RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
Last edited by DirtyMakik at Jul 21, 2009,
#7
Quote by CrazyPigeon
Shuffle cards like a badass motherfucker.


this...

and i also have the ability to make the people around me EXTREMELY angry... i'd say that's pretty useless...
"... and on either side of the river was the tree of life, with its twelve kinds of fruit, yielding its fruit each month. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations.
#8
One of my good friends donates time into useless talents. He can solve a rubik's cube in under a minute, has one of those trick yo-yos, and knows about fifty card tricks.
#9
Quote by Aaron0612
I'm pretty good at using the search bar.


I'm sorry, it had to be done.



I searched and found nothing...
I'm not creative enough for a cool sig.
#12
I can make both of my eyebrows move up and down separately.
Quote by blackenedktulu
CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#13
I can play a hosepipe with a funnel like a trumpet. Sounds utterly great too.

And the grass-between-the-thumbs trick.

Quote by StopReadingThis
I can lick my elbow

Bloody hell can you. Lest thou submitteth graven images I musten disavow such belief of happenstance, foresooth.
Last edited by Kumanji at Jul 21, 2009,
#14
Quote by ThatGuy177
I can play bass.



lol.

i can make my surroundings a makeshift drumset
Quote by DieGarbageMan
i can become erect whilst displeasing women




What a talented person.
#15
Quote by angusfan16
I can play a straw like the flute.


call me crazy but i think that's pretty damn cool.
"... and on either side of the river was the tree of life, with its twelve kinds of fruit, yielding its fruit each month. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations.
#16
Quote by CFH82
I can make both of my eyebrows move up and down separately.

i read elbows and i started moving my arms
Quote by HaKattack
Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

starter of the nadsat group
#18
Quote by CFH82
I can make both of my eyebrows move up and down separately.


ORLY?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#20
Quote by ThatGuy177
I can play bass.

Quote by Mauri_wario
I would indeed "fap that thaing", but my dog is looking at me and it feels highly iinappropriate.
#22
I can move my ears... Independently...And my scalp....Go figure
Quote by guitaro69
thanks Mighty Thor!!!!

Your throne awaits!


Put this in your sig if The Rake scared the living **** out of you.
#23
I can produce fart sounds from my ears, mouth, armpit, hands, bellybutton and back of my knees. Oh, and, of course, from my behind.
#26
I have the power to manipulate time...

dont really have the time to use it effectively though
#27
Quote by groovy-elephant
I can produce fart sounds from my ears, mouth, armpit, hands, bellybutton and back of my knees. Oh, and, of course, from my behind.


ENOUGH... with the lies.
#31
Quote by imdeth
I can sneak grope women without them noticing.

and that is useless how?
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#32
I... Can stick out my tongue and touch my forehead.

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Quote by Jesus
LedDaveZeppelin, You are so awesome.
#33
I'm pretty damn awesome at giving myself a hand job.
Quote by AlanHB
Yeah well in special UG land chords = noob, scales = intermediate and modes = advanced. Most users are trying to finish the game on hard because then you get the trophies for noob and intermediate difficulties upon completion anyway.
#36
I can go over 9000!
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#37
Quote by Century
and that is useless how?


I forgot to mention it only works with big women... who are unconcious at the time of groping.
#38
Quote by garfgarfgarf
Says the april 09er


iwannaplay!iwannaplay!

eh...

...says the 08er!

yey!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#39
Quote by CFH82
I can make both of my eyebrows move up and down separately.



That is actually not a useless tallent, I can do that too and it always comes in handy
#40
I write music at school during maths lessons. I just hear the notes and write them down.

Not sure if that's considered useless, but my parents consider it useless.
Current gear:
Carvin CT6M
TC Electronics Dark Matter distortion
Harley Benton 2x12, with Celestion V30s
Laney Ironheart 60w tube amp
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