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#1
Anyone know any?
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#2
1. Call their phone
2. When they pick up, hang up
3. Laugh
4. ?????
5. Profit
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#7
rapes pretty funny...

dog crap in a bag on fire on someone doorstep
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#8
Plastic wrap over toilet seat, make sure it's tight, when someone goes to piss it'll bounce right up.
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#9
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Plastic wrap over toilet seat, make sure it's tight, when someone goes to piss it'll bounce right up.



lmao!!!
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#10
where a creepy mack of a little kids cartoon character, like Dora the Explorer and just stand out side some ones house and just stare
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#13
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dog crap in a bag on fire on someone doorstep


/thread.
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#14
1) **** on someone's lawn
2) put a newspaper around the turd
3) set on fire
4) ring the bell and run
5) watch them put it out with their feet and thus stepping in the poo
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#15
call random people and answer as God.

fun stuff. some people will believe you
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#17
banana in the tail pipe...?
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#18
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Oh but today, because it's the last day of term, my friend went up to this complete douchebag, and chopped off his pony tail, it was f*cking epic.


I liked my pony tail, asshole.
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#19
1.Fill bucket (water usually, but anything will do)
2.Open door slightly
3.Place bucket on top of door
4.Wait
5.Laugh (providing you don't walk through the door, but that would be funny too)
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#20
1. Hide multiple alarm clocks in someone's room and set it for obscure hours of the night. Obviously you wouldn't want to set them all to the same time; spread them out in 15-30 minute intervals.

2. Put packing peanuts in every possible container in their room. i.e. desk drawer, hamper, dresser, etc.

3. Wrap all their belongings in aluminum foil or saran wrap, or both. And I mean EVERYTHING. Pillows, socks, lamp, bed, etc.

4. Put crickets in their room.

edit:
5. If your friend has a moon roof on their car, steal their keys. Then find something to fill their car up with (we used crumpled up newspaper so it wouldn't be damaging since he would've flipped a sh!t if we used garbage). Open the moon roof and dump in the stuff and quickly close the roof through the moon roof opening, leaving the doors closed of course.

College pranks my friends and I did.
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#21
you put double sided tape on mentos (2-3) and put them inside a coke lid, then close it and knock the lid so the mentos fall in, then wait for your pal to open the bottle and he will be emersed in coke.
#24
ive done the alarm clock one in school each set for different hours of the day
provided hilarity

im gonna try the tin foil one

#27
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#28
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Plastic wrap over toilet seat, make sure it's tight, when someone goes to piss it'll bounce right up.


I lol'd.
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#30
I always enjoyed the ol' electric hair clippers and just buzzing a bare spot on some random skull in the immediate area.

other fun ones include:
- switching salt for sugar and vice versa
- stitching up an arm-hole of a t-shirt
- shaking the living christ out of one beer/pop and putting in back amongst the others
#31
Okay, I changed the title so that it sparks more attention.
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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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#32
Lick a jolly rancher and put it on someones windshield if they try to pull it off it will usually crack the windshield.
#33
arm yourself with a holepuncher and a fan...

ring doorbell.

wait for them to open

turn fan on and empty contents of hole punch
#34
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Plastic wrap over toilet seat, make sure it's tight, when someone goes to piss it'll bounce right up.


I'm gonna do that.
#35
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I'm gonna do that.


Just make sure YOU don't need the toilet when you set up the prank.
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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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#36
1.) Glue their shoes to the floor.
2.) Pour a box or two of Rice Krispies down the heater vents of their car. Then, set their heater fan controls to max. When they turn their car on, it results in a Rice Krispie blizzard! As a double lolz, it's impossible to clean two boxes of Rice Krispies out of your car after they've been blown everywhere.
3.) Crack an egg under the floor mat of their vehicle. They won't notice until it starts to stink, and by then it's far too late to clean up. (this is more of a prank for someone you don't like.)
4.) Wait until they fall asleep, then plastic wrap them to the bed.
5.) Fill their shoes with sour cream.
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#37
Quote:
Originally Posted by joshua122593
I'm gonna do that.


Just make sure YOU don't need the toilet when you set up the prank.


However if you happen to prank yourself, please tell the pit and we will proceed to ridicule you. It will be fun for everyone ! Well maybe with the exception of you.
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#38
Take a dump in a bag, preferably paper, then throw it on someone that you know's car. Paper because it will explode slightly and there will be crap everywhere.

Funny shit.
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#40
put some poo in the heater vents of the car! not much, just enough for it to smell like **** when they start the heater. The proceed to watch said person try to find where the smell is coming from, It could take a while before they figure it out!
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