Poll: I want to be
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A jolly granparent
45 34%
A stern, yet respectable grandparent
15 11%
A grumpy old person waiting for death
12 9%
A penguin
60 45%
Voters: 132.
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#1
a jolly person who spoils the grand children, a stern, respectable grandparent that teaches the grandkids good, old-fashioned values, or a depressive old grump waiting for death?
#2
The one that's drunk all the time.

v And I'd do that.
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#4
I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
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#6
I voted for penguin but I actually want to be a panda, they're both black and white, its close enough
#7
If you've seen Gran Torino, that type.
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#8
I want to be a penguin
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#9
I wanna be grumpy, But not awaiting for my death.

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#10
I want to be a penguin. Curse my ugly human appearance...one day, us penguins will rise.

Just you wait..you all can wait.
#11
Why did you add penguin ?! oh my.

Anyway. I want to be one of those awesome grandparents who are always giving candies and cookies to their grandparents. But first I need to find someone who will mate with me
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#12
probably not going to happen seeing as i don't ever plan to reproduce. i don't think the world is ready for that, nor am i. but hypothetically i'd be the grandpa that blazes up all the time and the kids never wanna come to my house cuz it smells funny (like straight ganja) which would be fine w/ me because i don't like kids all that much anyway.
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#14
the one that tells them

"hey johnny, if you ever need that persian brown heroin hook up, im your man."
trying to piece his 2 and 2 together
#15
Quote by you = fail
Why did you add penguin ?! oh my.

Anyway. I want to be one of those awesome grandparents who are always giving candies and cookies to their grandparents. But first I need to find someone who will mate with me

wut
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#16
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wut


what? grandparents can have grandparents to....are you ageist or something?
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#17
Quote by you = fail
Why did you add penguin ?! oh my.

Anyway. I want to be one of those awesome grandparents who are always giving candies and cookies to their grandparents. But first I need to find someone who will mate with me

Penguins bond for life, you know
#18
I'm already grumpy and waiting for death, so I guess I want to be the cool grandparent who gives their grandkids guitars and stuff.
#20
mix of stern and teaches them old-fashioned values, jolly and often drunk.
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#21
I'm already a grumpy young person waiting for death so I'm 2/3 there already.
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#22
u should have put as one of the choices
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#23
The one that PRETNEDS to have Alzheimers and multiple personalities, just so I can **** with people.

I'll be sitting eating dinner and look at my oldest granson, and say "Angus! I haven't seen you since first communion!" Then sit their for a couple of seconds, then yell "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY HORSE!?!?" Then **** my pants.
Then tell everybody about it, then go to bed.

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#28
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you just had to put in penguin.

apparently for every person who wants to be a jolly, loving grandparent there is a person who wants to be a penguin. go figure
#29
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Penguins bond for life, you know


yea that's what a lot of people want for the human race as well. doesn't seem to be working out too well, though.
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#31
The kind with a bowl of disgusting hard candy.
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#34
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I don't want children in the first place

However, I will have grandchildren. Take that, science!

Minks HAVE been known to do that.
#35
I voted a jolly grandparent, but where's the option for a helplessly senile (yet vulgar) forgetful old grandparent who insists on telling the same stories over and over again including naughty language and laughing at them each time?
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#36
I wanna be one of those crazy motherfucker old people. You know the type. Hates "chinamen," has an irrational fear of toilets, etc.
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#37
I plan to be the type that uses his age as an excuse for ridiculously inappropriate behaviour and tells long meandering stories about my time in wars that either never happened or that I was too young to fight in.
I also plan to make really really politically incorrect statements very loudly in public.
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#38
I wanna be a penguin.

And I wanna be like my grandpa was to me. He introduced me to music and gave me my first guitar and piano.
#39
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I plan to be the type that uses his age as an excuse for ridiculously inappropriate behaviour and tells long meandering stories about my time in wars that either never happened or that I was too young to fight in.
I also plan to make really really politically incorrect statements very loudly in public.

this sounds like paradise, this is EXACTLY how I'm going to be

"baaack then, in the war of 2010..."

"grandpa, there wasn't a war in 2010"

"DAMMIT LET ME FINISH!!"
#40
I'm going to spoil the hell out of my grandkids because my kids sure as shit won't with the way I'm going to raise them.
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