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#1
Very easy game. Text a girl and ask her if "you can tap that," and then post up your conversations.

Second girl i texted:
Me: Hey
Her: Hey there!
Me: Watchu doin?
Her: About to go to bed
Me: Thats cool so how you and chandler doin?
Her: we are amazing
Me: Hmmm thats cool, so uh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Haha what?
Me: When are you and I gonna get freaky, its an easy question.
Her: Umm we arent. Thats reserved for chandler
Me: cmooooooooooooon
Her: Nope
Me: If i ask nicely?
Her: Nope
Me: What if you were really drunk?
Her: I wont cause i dont drink
Me: We could fix that pretty easily
Her: ehhhhhh
Me: ok hypathetical situation, Chandler gets in a car accident and dies a tragic death, you, in a dpression go on a crazy alcohol binge leaving you needy and vulnerable?
No response..............
Me: I hope we can still be friends.


Go.
#4
Quote by alaskan_ninja
No.

+1
EDIT:
Quote by DieGarbageMan
Me: hey wanna have sex some time
Girl: i'm 14.
Me: and?

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#5
Yeah there is a website for threads like this.
My gear.

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#7
No.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#8
...

...


....

no

thats a terrible idea
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#9
[quote="'-LeG[A"]cY-']Me: ok hypathetical situation, Chandler gets in a car accident and dies a tragic death, you, in a dpression go on a crazy alcohol binge leaving you needy and vulnerable?
No response..............
Me: I hope we can still be friends.


Go.


Also, @ DIieGarbageMan
#10
TS just made up that conversation.
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#11
Me: Hey
Her: Hey
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Okay
Xiaoxi Wan has signed off (10:16:45PM)

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#13
Quote by DieGarbageMan
Me: hey wanna have sex some time
Girl: i'm 14.
Me: and?





can this guy be stopped? this is hilarious
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#15
Show that girl this thread TS, I'm sure she'll change her mind.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#16
Quote by Minkaro
I'd need a girl's number first



I can pretend to be the girl?
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I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

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#17
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: horny?
You: Damn straight
You: Can I tap dat?
Stranger: male?
You: Yes...
You: UG?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
By reading this magnificently and wonderful, adjective-filled signature, you have just wasted approximately 7 seconds of your life.
#19
Quote by DieGarbageMan
Me: hey wanna have sex some time
Girl: i'm 14.
Me: and?


if theres grass on the wicket, lets play cricket!
cant go wrong ... ish
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#20
Quote by darkstar2466
I can pretend to be the girl?

Only if i can call you Sue.
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#21
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: what?!
Me: You know....
*5 minutes later...*
Me: just joking olololol
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#22
Quote by alaskan_ninja
No.


beaten to it yet again... the crazy speedsters of the pit win again...
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#23
Niiice.

You gotta know who to call.

J: Sooo, when can I tap dat?
Her: as soon as oyu come over here
j: alright, lets get down to it
her: I'm waiting.
J:! Seriously?
Her: J/K
J: aw you tease.
Her: I know, but we should totally hang out.

As you can see, I know some freaky girls.
GTFO my sig
#25
Quote by johnnyrandom
Yeah there is a website for threads like this.


really? that's sad...
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#27
No, what are you stupid?
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#28
Quote by p o e
Only if i can call you Sue.


You can call me whatever you want baby.

Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#29
TS, with these kind of threads you can't let your opponent gues what you're saying otherwise it ruins the fun.

Me: Hmmm thats cool, so uh, when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Haha what?
Me: When are you and I gonna get freaky, its an easy question.

That's where you messed up. You let her know what you were talking about. Although in the end of the convo you brought some lulz, it was not done properly.
#30
Quote by johnnyrandom
Yeah there is a website for threads like this.


Yeah....there's also a register for people who post these threads
#32
Quote by darkstar2466
You can call me whatever you want baby.


I'll be over in 5.


*screeching tires*
Jesus wouldn't give you the sweat off of his balls if you were dying of thirst.
Quote by Code-E
God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


Quote by magnum1117
that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#33
Quote by sloppyjoe24



This is hilarious:


Me: Ay, when can I tap that?

Boss: What do you mean Trevor?

Me: When can I tap those CO2 tanks too the new fill stations...

Haven't texted back yet...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#36
[quote="'-LeG[A"]cY-']I actually stole it from the thread on PBnation
GTFO

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#37
Quote by ShadesOfNight
Yeah....there's also a register for people who post these threads


"Hi. My name is Legacy. I'm a sex offender."
"... and on either side of the river was the tree of life, with its twelve kinds of fruit, yielding its fruit each month. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations.
#38
Quote by Night_Warrior
Me: Whats Up?
Her: Grandma Just Died

Umm, I dont wanna play this game...

I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
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#39
Quote by Night_Warrior
Me: Whats Up?
Her: Grandma Just Died

Umm, I dont wanna play this game...


This seems like the perfect moment for "Can I tap that"... You could even add an "or that" to the end
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