#1
I recently came across this Facebook app called SpeedDate. Basically it matches you up with other random people in your general area to chat with for 3 minutes (just like speed dating). I have since realized that this can be made hilarious by being as creepy as possible. Here is an example of a couple conversations, copied and pasted verbatim.

girl: hey
Me: geetings.
girl: haha
girl: how are you?
Me: horny.
Me: jk
girl: haha
Me: but not really.
girl: then how are you really?
Me: i'm hot
Me: you're cold
Me: you go around
Me: like you know
Me: who i am
girl: lol
Me: FINISH THE FUCKING LINE
girl: i don't know what the next line is
Me: IT FINISHES THE SONG OR IT GETS THE HOSE
girl: lol
Me: YES COWER IN FEAR FROM MY SUPERIOR MALE INTELLECT
Me: YOU ARE MINE
girl: lmao
Me: aFCUCK
[end of conversation]

girl: hey :]
Me: In accordance to Megan's Law, I am required to let you know that I am a registered sex offender. Anyway, how are you? :]
girl: Okay, no.
[end of conversation]

Has anyone else ever done this app? Also, feel free to post any hilarious conversations.
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the problem is.. there are pics of you on facebook. its not like baiting


+1

If I got matched with a girl I knew, I don't think that I could pull any of this off.
#6
You've found a benifical application to Facebook, I must congratulate you sir.


Anyhow I don't understand the whole point of speed chatting or speeddatting for that matter. Seems very idiotic to me, but then again Im an introversive person.
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the problem is.. there are pics of you on facebook. its not like baiting


If you dont mind me asking... What happened June 26th?
#8
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If you dont mind me asking... What happened June 26th?

Heaven's Gate's epic farewell thread.

the title was "Three Years Ago..." or something like that in case you're interested in reading through it. the pics have long since been removed though.
#9
june 26th?

where on facebook did ya find it?
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what? not on facebook, HERE

soz meant that as two seperate qs...first one for yu, 2nd one for TS
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soz meant that as two seperate qs...first one for yu, 2nd one for TS

I came across an ad for it while using a different app.

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This won't work for me.

Click "go to application" near the top left corner.
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Last edited by =w=eeze at Jul 21, 2009,