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#1
Kay, so I need some songs about boats. Why?

My neighbor's are these flashy jerks. They buy unneeded stuff like Hummers and sports cars. They also live on the biggest, most expensive house on the street. They're also complete douchebags. They kicked my dog, just because it ran in their yard. So, I hate these guys.

I noticed a few minutes ago that they were pulling into their driveway with a brand new boat. So, I rigged up my speakers to my window, directing it right at their house. I then proceeded to blare "I'm On a Boat" , "Boats and Hoes" , and "Come Sail Away". I need some more songs, though, as these get quite annoying after hearing them for 45 minutes...

So, Pit, I ask you for your suggestions as to what I should blast at my neighbors. Be it songs about boats, or something else of equal hilarity. Let me, and my neighbors, hear it.

Thanks ahead of time, guys.
#2
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Im On a Boat, by Lonely Island.


F*CK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERF*CKER!
#4
Aw, baby's jealous because his big mean neighbours worked hard and earned themselves lots more money than his Mummy and Daddy have.

Poor ickle princess.

On a lighter, less scathing note: Kudos on "I'm on a boat", I'd have laughed.
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#5
I just typed in "boat song" on youtube and i gota lot of stuff
that will probably piss your neighbors off,
#6
State of the Union - Rise Against (well it has a sentence with the word flagship in it)
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#7
Yellow Submarine...
Missed the Boat- Modest Mouse
Dashboard- MM (not really about a boat but the music video is)
Rock the Boat- idk
Sloop John B- Beach Boys
Land Ho- The Doors
Pirates of Carribean Theme?
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#9
Primus have some songs about fishing. =\

And there's that Symphony X song/album based on Homer's Odyssey, which has a lot of boat action, I believe.
#10
'I'm on a boat' on repeat, then proceed to leave the house for a few hours
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Aw, baby's jealous because his big mean neighbours worked hard and earned themselves lots more money than his Mummy and Daddy have.

Poor ickle princess.

On a lighter, less scathing note: Kudos on "I'm on a boat", I'd have laughed.


That's not why I hate them. I hate them because their those kinda people that think they're better than everyone else because they have all this stupid crap. And they kicked my dog...
#13
Panama by Van Halen, when played at extremely high volumes, can induce insanity.
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#16
Play the entire album of "Leviathan" by Mastodon, its about moby dick, and its awesome.
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Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#18
video tape them kicking your dog again and call the cops. basically, set them up for some piggy action.
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#19
just turn ur amp up, face it towards their house, set ur guitar right next to it so it feedsback, and leave for a while. nothing to do with boats, but it'll sure piss em off
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They also live on the biggest, most expensive house on the street.


They don't live inside?

EDIT: Do that "You Kicked My Dog" prank call thing to them. It'll be funny.
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#21
Ahad, blood and thunder+ more mastodon thats all i can think of thta hasnt been said, the ocean too but thats not about boats
#22
anything off of the album we were dead before the ship even sank by modest mouse.
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Ahad, blood and thunder+ more mastodon thats all i can think of thta hasnt been said, the ocean too but thats not about boats


The whole album is about Moby Dick, just use the entire Leviathan album

EDIT: Someone else just said that..
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In the Navy...Village People
Weird Beard...Mad Caddies (sort of, its sung in a pirate voice)
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Play the entire album of "Leviathan" by Mastodon, its about moby dick, and its awesome.

I totally gonna say that
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I got my swim trunks! And my flippy floppies!

You're in a great situation, TS. You'd better let us know what happens.

Armin van Buuren - Sail; if they hate dance music do this one multiple times.

Baracuda - Ass Up; hilarious song and you can interpret it if you like to mean they'll be ass-up in their boat soon, IE turned over.

Cartman's Come Sail Away is a great suggestion. Along the same vein, try to find Somalian Pirates We.

Modest Mouse - Float On

Thrice - Burn the Fleet
SHEdit: Actually the whole "Water" CD.

Anything by RatM that's outright, unabashedly Marxist would suit your purposes too.

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#31
Whatching the Boats With My Dad - Buckethead

Just kidding, there's obviously no vocals
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#32
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Yellow Submarine...
Missed the Boat- Modest Mouse
Dashboard- MM (not really about a boat but the music video is)
Rock the Boat- idk
Sloop John B- Beach Boys
Land Ho- The Doors
Pirates of Carribean Theme?


I honestly laughed out loud when i saw both of these, especially Pirates of the carribean.

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#34
Mkay guys. I've added Cartman's rendition of "Come Sail Away" to my playlist, as well as the Leviathan album, and some Ahab.

They were outside doing something to this boat that they've acquired, but appear to have retreated to the confines of their home after Cartman's "Come Sail Away". So, I just cranked the volume some more and am now playing Ahab. Plan on returning to "I'm on a Boat" here soon, as it's just hilarious.

Thanks for the suggestions, guys. Keep'em coming!
#37
^Too true.

Also, massive applause for you blasting Mastodon at them. Alternate between Blood And Thunder or Ahab, and some random pop/dance, just to keep them guessing.
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#39
Row row row your boat for the love of god
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