**** you.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast

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your sarcasam amuses me

Awesome, I love Borat!

*ported*, but thankyou for not making it Goatse or anything.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
I saw you in another thread, thought you were semi-likable.

Guess not.

Get a Carvin. Do it.
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i like gianna michaels

+1, my brother.
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My tasty licks aren't going anywhere.
"Original post" +1
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Hand Solo... got it?

Hand... Solo!

*makes fapping movement*

aww forget it.
Heaven's Gate attempt?
Nothing will be as epic. Sorry, friend.
I'm not creative enough for a cool sig.