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So, my friend is offering me some cash to drive him to pick up a package.

I want to become a cop. And if were to get stopped and searched, I'd be pretty much fucked. But, I also need to pay off some debt and any help would be welcomed. This solves the problem somewhat.

So, UG. Should I do it? He's offering me $200 to do it (which doesn't seem like a lot, but I need it).
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#3
get a job and dont risk the rest of ur life for $200?
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#5
Shouldn't get in any trouble if the car's street legal and you obey the rules of the road, right?
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#6
just put it in the trunk where they aren't allowed to search without a warrant. As long as your friend doesn't have drugs on his person while he's in the car with you, there's no reason that a cop will do anything but give you a ticket if he stops you.
#8
it's a bomb.
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#9
If you want to be a cop, shouldn't you sieze this opportunity to perform a citizen's arrest or something and jumpstart your career?

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#10
do it but go alone and put it in the trunk
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#11
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Shouldn't get in any trouble if the car's street legal and you obey the rules of the road, right?


+90
#12
The place I was working at went out of business. I'm currently job hunting, and my credit card is $3400. I have about $100 to my name as of right now.

The thing is about my car I've been pulled over multiple times. I'm just kinda mulling over it right now.
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#13
Dude, relax. Your friend is picking something up, and you are driving him. As long as you don't go bat **** **** crazy and hit some babiies while driving, you should be fine.
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Dude Arghhh you can't +90 stuff. What are you 90 people in one?
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#17
it's not a matter of if your carrying something illegal, as long as cops and **** dont think you're carrying something illegal. dont give em anything to pull you over for or suspect and you should be fine. most the time, im holding, just never give them a reason to think i am.
#18
Dude way easy.

The key to not getting caught doing anything is to do nothing different than if you were picking up a package not filled with military grade plutonium/heroin.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#19
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Dude, relax. Your friend is picking something up, and you are driving him. As long as you don't go bat **** **** crazy and hit some babiies while driving, you should be fine.


Exactly, just pretend you're driving to get gas, or to the mall, or something,
As long as you're not breaking posted speed laws, you're not a target to be pulled, no matter how many speeding tickets, etc..

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#20
Alright.

I've talked to a "professional," and what he said is as long as I have no idea of what the package actually is, I should be fine. $200 easy.

The reason why I was worried is the city we'd be going to is known for drugs and I'm just sketching basically.
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#21
ITT: colgate gets the chance to be jamie fox in collateral.

that movie was awesome, do it.
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#22
you prob wont get caught if you wear a seatbelt, use turn signals, and obey traffic laws. or you could suck 10 cocks for $20 a piece
#24
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you prob wont get caught if you wear a seatbelt, use turn signals, and obey traffic laws. or you could suck 10 cocks for $20 a piece
Or you could suck 2,000 cocks a year and make a living out of it

then your life will be sorted.... great great happy happy life
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#25
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If you want to be a cop, shouldn't you sieze this opportunity to perform a citizen's arrest or something and jumpstart your career?

Ha, this. Except that citizen's arrests have massive restrictions and you probably couldn't get him arrested/perform a citizen's arrest without ample proof, and even then, you'd get shot in the process. Drugs, man. Drugs.

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He's gonna open the package and a goblin is gonna come out and rape you.

Exactly. Goblin smugglin' ain't smiled 'pon round these parts, I reckon.
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#26
^ I don't know about the **** sucking but make sure you wear a suit and tie and gloves like The Transporter.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#28


I said easy. Blow jobs don't come off as easy.

I doubt I'd be shot either. He is my friend; he's just going down a different career path than I am. Maybe I'll drop him off and go for a ride to Tim Hortons' or something. I'm too paranoid to wait outside of the house.
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#29
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Dude Arghhh you can't +90 stuff. What are you 90 people in one?


+90


and TS, I think you're just about to bring bad karma to yourself by talking about it.
I can't believe you're scared to just drive with some **** in the car.
Man, I don't think you can handle this job. GTFO


#30
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you prob wont get caught if you wear a seatbelt, use turn signals, and obey traffic laws. or you could suck 10 cocks for $20 a piece


or 800 cocks for $.25 a piece.


#31
Well if you spoke to a professional that guarantees as long as you don't know what it is you'll be okay then chuck it in the boot (I dunno if you use that word, but we do in Australia. So in other words, trunk) and don't drive like an idiot. Don't look like your a drug addict about to loose it if you get pulled over and I recon you'd almost certainly be fine.
#32
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or 800 cocks for $.25 a piece.




Or just suck **** for free because you like to.


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#33
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I said easy. Blow jobs don't come off as easy.

I doubt I'd be shot either. He is my friend; he's just going down a different career path than I am. Maybe I'll drop him off and go for a ride to Tim Hortons' or something. I'm too paranoid to wait outside of the house.

youll be fine, smoke a cig and act like your texting or talking to someone on the cell to avoid suspision if 5-0 were to drive by.
#34
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+90


and TS, I think you're just about to bring bad karma to yourself by talking about it.
I can't believe you're scared to just drive with some **** in the car.
Man, I don't think you can handle this job. GTFO


Luckily for me, I think karma is bull****.
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#35
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I said easy. Blow jobs don't come off as easy.

Depends on how good you are at it


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#37
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downtown, if you know what i mean.
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#39
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So your from alberta? what town do you have to go to?


Me? I'm from Saskatchewan. I just happen to be a Flames fan.
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Me? I'm from Saskatchewan. I just happen to be a Flames fan.


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