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Bill gates has patented a new way to control the weather. By positioning some sort of rig at stratigic points in the ocean and pumping warm water into the cold water. This is designed to prevent the occurance of hurricanes.

Can you beleve this?

What's next anyway?




I have a link now, here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsdW45Mq2rM

and here's the article:
http://www.usatoday.com/weather/research/2009-07-15-gates-hurricanes_N.htm
Last edited by Cade_nickels at Jul 22, 2009,
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Next is MAKING HURRICANES.
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#3
Next is transforming into hurricanes and and creating hurricane homes for our hurricane selves to live in.
grok it.

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#4
Sounds more like a front for some sort of doomsday device. We think he's building this for good, but just you wait. He'll be holding the world ransom! That being said...

I, for one, welcome our new super-geek overlord.
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Next is MAKING HURRICANES.


MMMUUUUHAHAHAHAHA

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Source?
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#8
we should get all of UG to go to the gulf of mexico. then we would all join hands and spin around in a gigantic circle. next thing you know, hurricanes!
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#9
Here I Am. Do Doo Do Do Rock Me Like A Hurricaaaane
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Source?

I, too would like a source.
Bill Gates should be making some shitasspetfuckers instead though.
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we should get all of UG to go to the gulf of mexico. then we would all join hands and spin around in a gigantic circle. next thing you know, hurricanes!


But... but...


I get dizzy easy...
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we should get all of UG to go to the gulf of mexico. then we would all join hands and spin around in a gigantic circle. next thing you know, hurricanes!

That would require us touching eachothers' hands. You know as well as I do where these hands have been...

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#13
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Can you beleve this?


No, I can't believe this, because you didn't post a link!
#14
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I, for one, welcome our new super-geek overlord.

replace super-geek with insect and you have yourself a simpsons quote
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Sounds more like a front for some sort of doomsday device. We think he's building this for good, but just you wait. He'll be holding the world ransom! That being said...

I, for one, welcome our new super-geek overlord.

Because the last thing Bill Gates needs is ransom money.

Maybe he'll ask for a hot model instead.
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That would require us touching eachothers' hands. You know as well as I do where these hands have been...

the gulf of MEXICO

eww.....
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#18
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Here I Am. Do Doo Do Do Rock Me Like A Hurricaaaane

someone doesn't know the song very well...
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lol wowow you guys dont know good music then... get out of your deth metal and screamo ruts and listen to something that has emotion in the music...


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#19
Hurricane's are natures natural air conditioner. getting rid of them would do more harm than good. people need to learn to stop ****ing with the delicate balance of our planet. It will strike back
#20
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Maybe he'll ask for a hot model instead.


The last thing Bill Gates needs is a hot model.

Maybe he'll ask for a cheeseburger and Coke instead.
#21
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replace super-geek with insect and you have yourself a simpsons quote



... that was the joke


#22
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... that was the joke



and i was just pointing it out for those that are not familiar with the greatness of old simpsons
#25
The Hurricane Katrina Conspiracy. It's true.

Bill Gates needs to get out of the ocean and back in the office. Before you know it. Google will have microsoft on it's knees...
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#27
This sounds like some serious Dr. Evil shit.


Actually, it's probably just some stupid PR stunt for Aqua Team Hunger Force.
#28
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But... but...


I get dizzy easy...

You can be the jackass who falls over once everyone gets going, thus creating a domino effect, negating the chances of our ever forming a hurricane, and generally ruining everything.
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#29
Paul McCartney once stopped rain from ruining one of his shows by putting something in the clouds.

Beat that!
#30
Quote by Cade_nickels
Bill gates has patented a new way to control the weather. By positioning some sort of rig at stratigic points in the ocean and pumping warm water into the cold water. This is designed to prevent the occurance of hurricanes.

Can you beleve this?

What's next anyway?



Whats wrong with preventing Hurricanes?
if the guy wants to save peoples lives then whatever, let him do it
#33
That man has way too much money and time on his hands............
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#34
now we know were to look in the next hunt for weapons of mass destruction
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EDIT: Nvm, I was very late. This will be the cause of the human race, mark my words.
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#38
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Whats wrong with preventing Hurricanes?
if the guy wants to save peoples lives then whatever, let him do it



I didn't say "anything" was wrong with it.
#39
Guy Garvey from Elbow has been able to control the weather since the 10th of July.

Bill Gates is behind the times for once.
Ego inflating praise here:
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#40
Quote by happytimeharry
Sounds more like a front for some sort of doomsday device. We think he's building this for good, but just you wait. He'll be holding the world ransom! That being said...

I, for one, welcome our new super-geek overlord.



Will he give us all PCs?
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