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#1
the company I work for is having a big meeting tomorrow in a big hotel, and everyone is invited, there's going to be food and drinks for everyone.

HOWEVER

the last company I worked for did the exact same thing (albeit on a smaller scale), they held a big meeting and basically told everyone that they were fired because the company was out of money.

What could this meeting possibly be about that they have it at some fancy hotel and invite everyone instead of working??
#8
Quote by Deliriumbassist
If that's the case, bring many paperbags, and stuff them with food.

Hopefully it won't come to that. Maybe it's a well done meeting thing? I had one at my last job.


that's actually a pretty good idea
#12
Maybe if they didn't blow their money on big hotels and food and so on, they could afford to pay their employees.
#13
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Steal everything from the hotel, arm chairs, television sets, trolleys. think of it as insurance.

I'll just steal the Turkish cleaning lady, I need one for my apartment.
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Steal everything from the hotel, arm chairs, television sets, trolleys. think of it as insurance.

I lol'd .
Imagine getting arrested for stealing an armchair.
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#15
Search the internet, most of the time, the internet knows it, before the employees do

But good luck!!
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#16
You should go in prepared...bring stink bombs and a bunch of bags for food that you can swipe incase you are getting fired.
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#17
Maybe, they're giving everyone big raises! Yay!

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#18
Maybe they're announcing their merge with another struggling company to form a super company and bit to rid the world of the corporate fat cats through a scheming system of buyouts and black mail and you're all going to become super secret agents and drink martinis.
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#20
There is no party, this is just a clever attempt to get you out in the open so the Turks can get at you.
#21
Quote by CoreysMonster
I'll just steal the Turkish cleaning lady, I need one for my apartment.


The mental image of that was actually amazing.


Steal her, then get her to steal all the foodstuffs and valuebles
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#23
Shoot. This happened to me too.
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#24
Dude, take a big bag, and fill it with as much food and drink as you can, because it may have to last you a while...
#25
Weren't you the guy that only had 20bucks for the rest of the month? well, there's your answer for 3 days of food
#26
^

Make an announcement on the P.A system


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#27
Let's not jump to conclusions. There is a chance that you'll get fired with everybody else; since we're in a crisis. However, it only happened once to you, so that doesn't mean it'll happen. Just hang on.


#28
Quote by Woozye
Weren't you the guy that only had 20bucks for the rest of the month? well, there's your answer for 3 days of food

nah, it was a bank mistake after all

I'm good for the rest of the month


EDIT: I just realised I make alot of threads about my work and financial situation...
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Jul 22, 2009,
#29
good luck, man.

best to remain optimistic.
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#30
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Maybe if they didn't blow their money on big hotels and food and so on, they could afford to pay their employees.



Or maybe the reverse:

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#31
Get drunk and piss on someone if you lose your job.


Try to have sex with your boss' wife, he'll love it.
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#32
or, if you are fired... bring out a molotov cocktail and burn the hotel down with everyone in it. i call it the swedish comeback fire.
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#33
THrow food at them
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#37
Seeing as you only have $20 left for food, I suggest you doggy-bag some of the food for later.
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#38
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^

Make an announcement on the P.A system


"You can't fire me, because I quit"


or this
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3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
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#40
whats the company name?
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