#1
my dear pit
i had a though lastnight is there a poetry thread in the pit, i used the searchbar and nothing came up i searched, poetry, poem, poems and the thread of what topics have already been made.

so pit monkeys let our creative sparks fly, create your own poem or copy and past a poem that means alot to you or just discuss poems the choice is yours.

il make one once iv had a shower and cleaned the house =/

-much love!

(dont all be typical pit monkeys who see a new thread and bombard it with posts trying to get a laugh and look hardcore, take this one seriously hey try and create a poem for the lulz i dont mind that)
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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#4
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Poerty, eh?

didnt see that can a mod change it please or something?
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#5
This thread is now about poverty.
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#6
Poerty...so hot right now...poerty
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#7
I think poverty is a serious issue and one the Pit needs to really consider.
...In my opinion.
#10
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Doesnt this belong in the Songwritting section?

I don't see why, we have a literature thread, why not poetry as well?
#11
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I don't see why, we have a literature thread, why not poetry as well?


Fair enough.
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#14
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme
This one doesn't


Roses are grey
Violets are grey
F*ck it, man.
I'm a daltonian.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#15
Heres one of my early ones...called "Of Geeks and Jocks"

Go ahead, call me it and I’ll be proud
For I have something your popularity can’t give you
Identity, if one social tag is the price I pay
For my self-realisation, then I pay gladly

Look deep down inside of you
Past your peer-pressure image
See and hear your green-eyed monster
The driving force behind your taunting

You call me “geek” but you mean “hero”
For I’m not confined to the judgement of others
I don’t take myself seriously like you
And am seriously happy for it

Being the crowd pleaser seems your major concern
Unaware that what pleases most is being yourself
Your persona twists so much, that it knots your social fabric
Yet mine remains comforting and truthful

No silver spoon makes the truth easier to swallow
That it’s you who envies me and not I you
The life I lead is my own choosing
And you wish you could say the same
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i lol'ed
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#18
Asking UG posters to make meaningful and good poetry is like asking a chimpanzee to write a novel.
hahahaha look at all you people posting on this forum
#20
roses are red
violets are blue
some can spell poetry
but not you
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#21
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Asking UG posters to make meaningful and good poetry is like asking a chimpanzee to write a novel.

What about asking a thousand chimpanzees to write a play? If you give them, say, a thousand typewriters and a thousand years?
#22
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What about asking a thousand chimpanzees to write a play?


American Dad?
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#23
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What about asking a thousand chimpanzees to write a play? If you give them, say, a thousand typewriters and a thousand years?


maybe one of them will actually type a line of shakespeare? but surely they would write in a more modern idiom?
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What about asking a thousand chimpanzees to write a play? If you give them, say, a thousand typewriters and a thousand years?


They might come out with Shakespeare. It's debatable.

Give a thousand UG posters a thousand years and whatever they come out with will be in C Major with three chords and whiney emo punk lyrics.
hahahaha look at all you people posting on this forum
#25
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They might come out with Shakespeare. It's debatable.

Give a thousand UG posters a thousand years and whatever they come out with will be in C Major with three chords and whiney emo punk lyrics.

or it will most likely be tuned to drop d
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About my Lady Gaga/Pokemon parody
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XD not bad

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You're my hero.

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I must say, i love it!
#26
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or it will most likely be tuned to drop d

true anyway getting off topic people if cba thinking of one just copy and past some good ones
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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