Well Pit. I need the help of your collective creative minds to write a story

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#1
Well, i want to write a story, about the world ending and what not.
But i dont feel as if i have any original seeming ideas or what not.
So feel free to toss out some ideas.
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#5
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The world is ending.

The protagonist stops it.

The girl swoons.

The end.


This has potential boreamor!!!!
but i dont think it would work. ITS TOO RADICAL! lol
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#6
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The moon is crashing into the earth

Three days to stop it

/Epic story



Is this from something? cause that actually sounds
pretty ****ing cool.


Lexanedit: double post, my bad
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#7
The Pit takes over the world, and it is drowned in spunk after 40 days and 40 nights of non-stop fappage.
#9
Whe world ends after a series of events jotted down by a girl from the 50s and in the end chosen children are choosen by aliens to start a new world before the old world is destroyed by a solar flare.

/FUUUUUU
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#10
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Is this from something? cause that actually sounds
pretty ****ing cool.


Lexanedit: double post, my bad

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#11
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why does it say RIP paul gilbert in your sig?



theres a blog about it. i dont feeling typing it again lol.


Lexanedit:

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Majora's Mask


Oh it is too. i was trying to think of movies. thats a good game. never\got to far though.
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#12
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Majora's Mask


best ****ing Zelda game ever.

I wish they would re-do it with Wii graphics and controls.
#13
Terrible monster come out of the sea to eat us, a meteorite is coming to crash the earth, planet Nibiru is on it's way to exterminate us..

And there is no one to stop all this.... *waaah*
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#14
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theres a blog about it. i dont feeling typing it again lol.

but he's not dead though?
#15
A mutant Crane Fly is born with teeth/fangs. Eventually they swarm and kill hundreds of thousands of people per day.

The rest writes itself.
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#16
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The moon is crashing into the earth

Three days to stop it

/Epic story



This kid's got spunk.


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#18
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but he's not dead though?



No hes not. He is alive and well.
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#20
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best ****ing Zelda game ever.

I wish they would re-do it with Wii graphics and controls.


Don't ever see that happening.

Here's your story.

Guy discovers he's good at a sport
Guy wants to be the very best (like no one ever was)
Guy works his way up and has his chance to fight/play the champion
On the way to the fight/match guy gets hit by a bus
Guy dies. Shock ending.
#21
Your neighbor kills you. Your world ends.

Best short-short story ever.
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#22
A German Generalfeldmarschall during WWII's struggle for Europe, how he has to overcome the initial opposition armies, the resistance fighters, the Partisans and the lack of military skill from Adolf Hitler.

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#23
At first it is a blank screen, just the wind blowing, then you hear somebody riffing on a guitar, and it fades in slowly, then you get blasted with a squealy as the camera switches to a view of somebody play a top of the line Ibanez guitar, and he is just shredding; the man is about 6'2, and has a nice controlled beard, and is in good shape, a bit on the thin side, he goes into a beautiful tapping solo when the door behind bursts open and the man. Stops dead, eyes frozen in fear when a mutated, zombified being that was once a child runs at him. He has no choice but to smash with the guitar, and as he strikes the demon-child with a force not known by many men, the window crashes open, and more zombies filter in, open wounds oozing blood and puss from all places. The man knows he is out numbered, and he has to make a decision fast. He loves making music, so he grabs another guitar of the wall, snatches up his microcube and cord and runs.


This is all I got so far.
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#24
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A German Generalfeldmarschall during WWII's struggle for Europe, how he has to overcome the initial opposition armies, the resistance fighters, the Partisans and the lack of military skill from Adolf Hitler.

but to do so the Generalfeldmarschall has to rescue the donaudampfschiffskapitänswitwe from her evil nephew, Uter
#25
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Don't ever see that happening.

Here's your story.

Guy discovers he's good at a sport
Guy wants to be the very best (like no one ever was)
Guy works his way up and has his chance to fight/play the champion
On the way to the fight/match guy gets hit by a bus
Guy dies. Shock ending.



As lovely as that is coming from the Great imdeth, the world doesnt end.
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#26
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No hes not. He is alive and well.


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He is; there are pictures of his funeral.


i'll believe the first guy
#27
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i'll believe the first guy



Take that Colgate total!!!
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#29
The world should really end in your story. And the moral should be about how evil human beings are.
#30
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i googled it first though



That just means im completely right!!!
besides even if he does really die (and i hope to God he doesnt)
ill be the first with a RIP Paul sig.
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#31
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The world should really end in your story. And the moral should be about how evil human beings are.



thats actually exactly what im going for. im just having a hard time figuring how
i can do it without it being super cliche


Lexanedit: again with the double post. this computer sucks.
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#32
Quote by lexanirider78
As lovely as that is coming from the Great imdeth, the world doesnt end.


Didn't really read your OP, my bad

The guy that gets hit by a bus is harbouring locked super powers and is sent from Blegaphor VII to be the earth saviour, only he doesn't know it. Guy dies and I destroy the earth's sun with my great crotch power and your planet withers away.
#33
Quote by lexanirider78
thats actually exactly what im going for. im just having a hard time figuring how
i can do it without it being super cliche


Lexanedit: again with the double post. this computer sucks.


i already told you what to do. Just ignore zombies being cliche.
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#34
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but to do so the Generalfeldmarschall has to rescue the donaudampfschiffskapitänswitwe from her evil nephew, Uter

Generalfeldmarschall Hartmann is a brilliant and reclusive loner who has a knack for making the best decisions on the battlefield. However, his next fight will be closer to home as his donaudampfschiffskapitänswitw has been captured by her evil nephew.

One of the most original and detailed books of this decade, the twists and turns will leave you hungry for more.


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#35
Quote by lexanirider78
thats actually exactly what im going for. im just having a hard time figuring how
i can do it without it being super cliche


Lexanedit: again with the double post. this computer sucks.

Global warming happens, a pack of 200 wolves begins to save it by growing trees and tearing down factories, people kill wolves and trees, world ends.
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#36
Quote by lexanirider78
Well, i want to write a story, about the world ending and what not.
But i dont feel as if i have any original seeming ideas or what not.
So feel free to toss out some ideas.


Every other movie is a post-apocolytic movie, its like the theme of this decade, and you can't think of anything?

Lolcano eruption!
#37
Quote by lexanirider78
thats actually exactly what im going for. im just having a hard time figuring how
i can do it without it being super cliche


Lexanedit: again with the double post. this computer sucks.

In the end it's just a dream, and the guy tries to stop the process, and makes his own group of hippie followers, but in the end dies of an STD or some disease he got from some parasite on his body?
#38
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In the end it's just a dream, and the guy tries to stop the process, and makes his own group of hippie followers, but in the end dies of an STD or some disease he got from some parasite on his body?

too cliched. always happens.
#39
Quote by lexanirider78
thats actually exactly what im going for. im just having a hard time figuring how
i can do it without it being super cliche


Lexanedit: again with the double post. this computer sucks.

What you should do is make it so that the human race has been mining at natural, non-renewable resources for centuries instead of putting adequate funds into renewable fuels.

What happens is that the protagonist is a part of an activist group that sabotages the mining processes in secret. Sam Fisher style.

And he's a part of a big corporation that's trying to shut down all the places in a manner that looks "accidental" and makes the mining "dangerous" to do.

The protagonist has taken down several of these plants before but in the last one he finds documents that links his corporation as owners to these plants. He also finds documents that mean that insurance pays of big to the corporation AND plans for the Death Star and several hundreds battalions of killer robots under their command.

He find out your employers are hiding their true nature under the false pretence he works for, and are actually trying to destroy the universe.

He is the only one that knows this because no one else believes him, and they are now chasing him. He, along with a defective killer robot he found infiltrate his old employers and stop them by firing a bullet into a small unprotected vent in the server mainframe.

He then gets put to jail for breaking and entering, destruction of property and many counts of murder.

They also rape puppies.
#40
Quote by funkyducky
too cliched. always happens.

Tיhen, it's just a story that guy is telling?
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