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pamackie
Registered User
Join date: May 2009
123 IQ
#1
crabcore? in the style of Attack Attack?

I wanna be able to do the crab walk. What do you suggest? Squats? Swimming?
kylendm
Baronboi
Join date: Aug 2006
8,191 IQ
#4
really...
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pamackie
Registered User
Join date: May 2009
123 IQ
#7
Quote by Martindecorum
well if you cant keep your body in that position for at least 15 seconds i believe you fail at life


I believe you fail at giving advice. Exercises or GTFO.
luke-bassist
Actually lead guitarist
Join date: May 2008
378 IQ
#8
It seems like a real suggestion. You want exercises for it, practice it.
pamackie
Registered User
Join date: May 2009
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#9
Whatever. I can see none of you are serious enough about this question.
Ibanezskater20
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Join date: Jul 2009
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#10
Eat a lot of crab. Hook up with a girl with crabs. Then hold a 50lb weight over your head while practicing the walk Only then will you know the meaning of crabcore.
We all started at the bottom. Unless you were Hendrix. It is a fact that he popped out of his mom with a guitar in his hands. I've seen the video!
Moonshield17
whiskey in the jar
Join date: Apr 2007
412 IQ
#11
don't forget the black v-neck shirts and the skin-tight jeans. these pants will only increase your endurance and literally tighten your muscles whilst you exercise.
Siggelump
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Join date: Feb 2008
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#12
Good way to ruin my day. I was hoping for a god-like thread with exercises sorted by techniques.

And you don't learn how to crab, it's a gift.
I've heard it both ways
Deep*Kick
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Join date: Jan 2007
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#13
lol freepower.

I don't get it.
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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MRavioli
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#16
You see, when someone makes an absurdly dumb thread, the mods ever so slightly abuse their power and sticky the thread instead of closing it, so as to make the TS the laughingstock of the forum for a day or so
linus.d
The loneliest Asparagus
Join date: May 2007
1,170 IQ
#17
Quote by Siggelump
Good way to ruin my day. I was hoping for a god-like thread with exercises sorted by techniques.

And you don't learn how to crab, it's a gift.


+1, bro.. +1
You like it
vartanspartan
is not Armenian
Join date: Aug 2008
784 IQ
#18
8========D


don't kill me, mods... i figured it's a useless thread so i might as well...
Quote by Trowzaa
I immediately clenched my butthole after reading that...
Last edited by vartanspartan at Jul 23, 2009,
vartanspartan
is not Armenian
Join date: Aug 2008
784 IQ
#20
Quote by srob7001
THIS thread got stickied??


it's a joke...
Quote by Trowzaa
I immediately clenched my butthole after reading that...
Kartman
Samuel in da tub.
Join date: May 2005
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#21
You need moar br00talx
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THE PIT A FUCKING METALCORE KID
Hoonrith
Avant garde as fuk
Join date: Jul 2009
10 IQ
#22
Quote by pamackie
Whatever. I can see none of you are serious enough about this question.
xXxYOU NEVER SAID THIS WOULD BE EEEAASYxXx
HERE'S SOME MUSIC TO CRASH YOUR CAR TO
Benjabenja
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#24
xXYoUNeEdToOStArTtYpInGlIkEtHisXx
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You sir, are a genius.

I salute you.

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The bestowing of this thread on my life is yours. Thank you, Benjabenja.
-Mantra-
Mhm
Join date: Apr 2008
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#27
Just catch lots of crabs, put them in a pool, get naked, hop into the pool with crabs, think like crabs, imitate everything that the crabs do, get into an intercourse with a crab.
If someone starts to mess with you, then attack them with your imaginative claws. They start to shake you off? No problem, just hold on. You will swing around like the crab you are, but it will be worth it. You must not give up, after all you are trying to survive and not end up in a bowl with boiling water. If u fall, snap ur claws and crabrun out of there.
Eventually you will aquire the mind and the skills of a crab and are ready to start your own crabcore band.
If you have any problems, watch Futurama and get some lessons from Zoidberg. Crabspeed young one.
maximumrocker
UG's ADHD kid
Join date: Jun 2007
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#28
lolol this is stickied!



Quote by Gunpowder
Thrashturbating? Most metal of all ways to pleasure oneself.
TonyIommi2557
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#29
(>^_(>o_o)>
Quote by LukeElliff
IF you want faster stumming then loosen your strings, that will force you into using more strength


Quote by pantallica95
i dont know about the polarity and ****, but my regular ones just wont go in the hole without a lot of force.
killadroid
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#30
I don't want to sound mean...But maybe you just need to get into shape?
maninthebox24
Switch-Hitting Jesus
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278 IQ
#35
Quote by -Mantra-
Just catch lots of crabs

Am I the only one who read that as meaning something other than capturing actual crabs?
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
AfroGuitarNoob
Tiki FIRE!!!
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#36
Quote by joshmitchell34
Crab People Crab People Crab People Crab People



+1
Musicians I Want To See Live

Metallica
Avenged Sevenfold
RHCP
Machine Head
Five Finger Death Punch
Joe Satriani/Chickenfoot
Slipknot


To Be Continued . . .
Logz
UGs UGing UGer
Join date: Mar 2004
3,634 IQ
#38

Not me, freepower stuck it! I dont know whether he wanted to stick it or close it, both options are next to each other!

Ill leave it to him to decide!
Been away, am back