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crabcore? in the style of Attack Attack?

I wanna be able to do the crab walk. What do you suggest? Squats? Swimming?
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well if you cant keep your body in that position for at least 15 seconds i believe you fail at life

I believe you fail at giving advice. Exercises or GTFO.
Eat a lot of crab. Hook up with a girl with crabs. Then hold a 50lb weight over your head while practicing the walk Only then will you know the meaning of crabcore.
We all started at the bottom. Unless you were Hendrix. It is a fact that he popped out of his mom with a guitar in his hands. I've seen the video!
don't forget the black v-neck shirts and the skin-tight jeans. these pants will only increase your endurance and literally tighten your muscles whilst you exercise.
Good way to ruin my day. I was hoping for a god-like thread with exercises sorted by techniques.

And you don't learn how to crab, it's a gift.
I've heard it both ways
lol freepower.

I don't get it.
^Note: Probably sarcastic
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Deep*Kick. You have destroyed every concept of life I've ever had.
You see, when someone makes an absurdly dumb thread, the mods ever so slightly abuse their power and sticky the thread instead of closing it, so as to make the TS the laughingstock of the forum for a day or so
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Good way to ruin my day. I was hoping for a god-like thread with exercises sorted by techniques.

And you don't learn how to crab, it's a gift.

+1, bro.. +1
You like it

don't kill me, mods... i figured it's a useless thread so i might as well...
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I immediately clenched my butthole after reading that...
Last edited by vartanspartan at Jul 23, 2009,
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THIS thread got stickied??

it's a joke...
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I immediately clenched my butthole after reading that...
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Whatever. I can see none of you are serious enough about this question.
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You sir, are a genius.

I salute you.

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The bestowing of this thread on my life is yours. Thank you, Benjabenja.
Just catch lots of crabs, put them in a pool, get naked, hop into the pool with crabs, think like crabs, imitate everything that the crabs do, get into an intercourse with a crab.
If someone starts to mess with you, then attack them with your imaginative claws. They start to shake you off? No problem, just hold on. You will swing around like the crab you are, but it will be worth it. You must not give up, after all you are trying to survive and not end up in a bowl with boiling water. If u fall, snap ur claws and crabrun out of there.
Eventually you will aquire the mind and the skills of a crab and are ready to start your own crabcore band.
If you have any problems, watch Futurama and get some lessons from Zoidberg. Crabspeed young one.
lolol this is stickied!

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IF you want faster stumming then loosen your strings, that will force you into using more strength

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Just catch lots of crabs

Am I the only one who read that as meaning something other than capturing actual crabs?
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Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
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To Be Continued . . .

Not me, freepower stuck it! I dont know whether he wanted to stick it or close it, both options are next to each other!

Ill leave it to him to decide!
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