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#1
Hey pit, I got bored so I went to scheels and bought a pellet gun, what should I shoot with it.
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#5
Your foot.
Sending a dummy to my God.

Sending a dummy to my God.


Sending a dummy to my God.


Sending a dummy to my God.
#8
Police officers... preferably armed ones
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#10
meh, just managed to hit a pigeon, howed I know someone would say penis.
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#13
I used to shoot an old shoe with a target pinned to it...

Shoot cars as they drive past your window, along with anyone who passes your window.
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#14
me.
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#16
All them mudkips hangin' outside your house.
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#18
get some old soda/beer cans and align them in the backyard, but be careful, makes sure theres no neighbors cause one stray pellet could end in you in jail.
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#19
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my brother bought a sniper rifle pellet gun thing today, small world.

his dick is still small.

If he shot it with his pellet gun, it would swell up.
#21
You're an ass
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#22
why did you shoot a pigeon?
=/

jerk off.
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xjosheex, you have made a simple answer to it all haha


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I hope he gets a blood disease and dies alone and screaming.


I mean that in the nicest way possible of course.
#23
Because there's a pigeon problem in our town.
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#24
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#25
In soviet russian, the pellet gun shoots you!
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#26
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In soviet russian, the pellet gun shoots you!

Which Russian? Gorbachev?
#27
theres a black people problem here,
but you dont see me going around shooting them do you?
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xjosheex, you have made a simple answer to it all haha


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I hope he gets a blood disease and dies alone and screaming.


I mean that in the nicest way possible of course.
#28
The law enforcement officer, but make sure to leave his lower-ranked assistant.

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#29
[quote="'xjosheex :['"]theres a black people problem here,
but you dont see me going around shooting them do you?i do
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To be honest I'd have sex with my sister so meh.
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#30
[quote="'xjosheex :['"]theres a black people problem here,
but you dont see me going around shooting them do you?
That's why they're still a problem.
#31
Yeah but black people don't take a massive **** all over your house.
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#32
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Yeah but black people don't take a massive **** all over your house.

What have you done?

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#33
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Yeah but black people don't take a massive **** all over your house.


Boy are you wrong.
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xjosheex, you have made a simple answer to it all haha


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I hope he gets a blood disease and dies alone and screaming.


I mean that in the nicest way possible of course.
#35
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Yeah but black people don't take a massive **** all over your house.

You obviously haven't met many black people then you bigot.
#36
Don't shoot people/property/living things bigger than squirrels.

Pellet guns aren't meant for hunting, and I've had multiple bounce off of larger rabbits when I was younger, and come back towards me.
#37
Nope, I live in North dakota (98% norweigian)
Anyway...


yeah I can't think of anything.

Edit: a pellet at 715 fps should be plenty to bring down a rabbit (pellet not bb)
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When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
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#38
Stuffed Animals for the win!
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#39
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The law enforcement officer, but make sure to leave his lower-ranked assistant.

wow really? again? think more!
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Smashing Pumpkins
Placebo
Elliott Smith
Devendra Banhart
Pavement
Anberlin
Eve 6
The Clash
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#40
Quote by velocigecko
Edit: a pellet at 715 fps should be plenty to bring down a rabbit (pellet not bb)


Uh, I did mean pellet gun. A large rabbit's skull is plenty thick enough to deflect a tiny lead pellet that weighs a few grams, no matter the velocity, and I know from personal experience.
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