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You know, Mayonnaise and Ketchup. I know many people who dont like it, but i absolutely love it on burgers and i know other people do too. Has anyone tried to? Would it be an epic fail because people only use it on burgers, or would people experiment? I want to send a petition to Heinz and Hellman's to get their **** together and start some negotiations.

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B69P5NwdKw


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You know, Mayonnaise and Ketchup. I know many people who dont like it, but i absolutely love it on burgers and i know other people do too. Has anyone tried to? Would it be an epic fail because people only use it on burgers, or would people experiment? I want to send a petition to Heinz and Hellman's to get their **** together and start some negotiations.


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My manufacturing you mean crudley sloshing together with your bear hands?
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You know, Mayonnaise and Ketchup. I know many people who dont like it, but i absolutely love it on burgers and i know other people do too. Has anyone tried to? Would it be an epic fail because people only use it on burgers, or would people experiment? I want to send a petition to Heinz and Hellman's to get their **** together and start some negotiations.

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B69P5NwdKw

i use it on chips and wedges and paninis
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You should just buy Thousand Island. It's much better when manufactured in giant facilities and bottled for home consumption.
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My manufacturing you mean crudley sloshing together with your bear hands?

Bear hands don't have opposable thumbs, opening the jar and bottle might be awkward.
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I dont mean thousand island dressing or russian either. those both have crap in them. It will be called fancy sauce. only ketchup and only mayonnaise


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I think Heinz... or atleast one sauce making company sell it in the UK (or used to), think it was called burger sauce.

Slightly off topic they also used to sell Pizza sauce in the same range, which I have removed the taste of from my memory due to an episode involving it and about 50g (wet before the Pit's drug czars start sharpening their knives) of magic mushrooms.
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I dont mean thousand island dressing or russian either. those both have crap in them.

That explains so much!

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There's absolutely nothing fancy about mixing mayonnaise and ketchup together. Unless if you are from the Dakotas. Then I can understand.
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isnt that the special sauce

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#23
Fancy sauce tastes almost exactly like raising canes sauce, I think its the same recipe only canes has pepper and stuff (i feel sorry if you haven't been to a canes.)
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They called it fry sauce...they don't sell it anymore...

However it is amazingly good and i put it on almost everything
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Is that burger sauce? anyway it sounds like something you have to make yourself. like Ice cream soup
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My manufacturing you mean crudley sloshing together with your bear hands?

this.. it's easier to buy separate things.. other than for you and your fooked up taste buds
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#30
if you dont know what fancy sauce is most people know it from the movie step brothers.

but i personialty havent had it, mostly cause i hate mayo
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